The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Dion 2,476]

Found the problem .... Blokked a whole section of people apparently. You should be fine in 48 hours the damn app says. Apologies :-)

Ps: you were still fine on spotify since i follow there

I knew it! All lies. I'm so heartbroken, I can't even...

I add you back.

[Stingray 9,441]

I knew it! All lies. I'm so heartbroken, I can't even...

I add you back.

To comfort you, mister ass man - the menu in my favorite pub

http://youtu.be/TdLVEx7XghY

[Barbara 15,149]

I posted so many far out things .... What was it about to be precise?

you were posting away things, then I wanted to be part of it, and I typed something like porn gifs on google and ended up posting a mini-golf pic. There was a ball and the girl was literally the hole.

I don't remember what you posted, but definitely your usual. I tried to cleanse my brains ever since, but I can still see the ball going all way down and then completely disappearing.

[Dion 2,476]

To comfort you, mister ass man - the menu

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=678883325528742&id=100002212411789

It's too late to make amends. Especially when the link doesn't work for me, HAHAHAHA. Must be something with the mobile thing "m.facebook" screwing me over.

[Stingray 9,441]

It's too late to make amends. Especially when the link doesn't work for me, HAHAHAHA. Must be something with the mobile thing "m.facebook" screwing me over.

I fixes the link

http://youtu.be/TdLVEx7XghY

[Dion 2,476]

I fixes the link

http://youtu.be/TdLVEx7XghY

That's actually a nice feature for a restaurant to have. 10/10 would go.

[Barbara 15,149]

That's actually a nice feature for a restaurant to have. 10/10 would go.

things only Tom can find for you.

It never ceases to amaze me how he finds those things.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Kinky banter is the funniest banter - unless images are involved. I will NEVER forget (I'm going to need therapy because of that) that day we were having a banter in the pub thread and I dared to Google the kind of gif Tom posts and all those porn things. I'm scared to life til this day and that was 5-minute research. Sex is great, God's best creation in all honesty, but porn is hideous.

You know we have another saying in Portuguese: dogs that bark too much don't actually bite.

So yay, woo hoo, threesomes! Two girls, one boy, let's do it!

Well, there's porn and then there's 'Tom porn'!

Hey, some of us have to resort to porn We're not all attractive women!

To be fair, 'Tom porn' is funny, not erotic

And I don't need to know who 'barks' and who doesn't

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Barbara closing the deal for us?

Finally found the third person for that threesome @Barbara, @Dion?

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I fixes the link

http://youtu.be/TdLVEx7XghY

Damn, I need to make a reservation there ASAP!

[Dion 2,476]

Finally found the third person for that threesome @Barbara, @Dion?

I would do it if only for the sake of convincing him about Torres with pillow talking.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I would do it if only for the sake of convincing him about Torres with pillow talking.

Just for Torres? You make Galliani sad...

[Dion 2,476]

Just for Torres? You make Galliani sad...

Yeah. More sure than ever that it's definitely only because of Torres.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Yeah. More sure than ever that it's definitely only because of Torres.

But I thought you said you loved dogs. Look at that puppy face!

[Barbara 15,149]

Well, there's porn and then there's 'Tom porn'!

Hey, some of us have to resort to porn We're not all attractive women!

To be fair, 'Tom porn' is funny, not erotic

And I don't need to know who 'barks' and who doesn't

that's the thing... the funny is bizarre to someone that isn't that appreciative of porn in general. But sometimes it's simply funny, you're right. when I used to post on the pub thread I avoided opening his spoiler tags afraid of the bizarre

as for resorting to it, I agree - whatever two (or one ) consenting adults agree about sex is their problem and they shouldn't be judged for it. It's all fair game as long as it's consensual. I don't like porn because it sucks and also on principle, but I have no problem with whoever likes

Dion barks and bites it seems, and as for me I suck

edit: also I feel like we've ruined Dion's HS. Maybe we should move the last couple of pages (or three) that have literally no question to the pub thread and try to save his HS, poor thing.

[Jase 43,479]

I was going to continue the mockery but I've teased Jason like three times already in this thread. This way he's going to think I have a crush on him. And he would be absolutely right, because I love delicate girls

Plot twist, Jason uploads a pic and he's a ripped 6'5'' buff as fuck dude.

I know you have a crush on me. Always do.

But you might want to be careful with the way you're going about this. May mess up Jake's sexual fantasies you know.

[Jase 43,479]

just make sure he doesn't sport a beard. There shouldn't be any beard involved on his part. I won't accept it if he has a beard. And you have to handle him yourself. I'm here to be worshiped by a couple.

Well, I don't have a beard and not planning to. Just maybe a French style mustache.

[Jase 43,479]

Whoever moved those above posts from Dion's thread to here is lame.