The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Barbara 15,149]

Well this thread took an unexpected kinky turn!

Kinky banter is the funniest banter - unless images are involved. I will NEVER forget (I'm going to need therapy because of that) that day we were having a banter in the pub thread and I dared to Google the kind of gif Tom posts and all those porn things. I'm scared to life til this day and that was 5-minute research. Sex is great, God's best creation in all honesty, but porn is hideous.

You know we have another saying in Portuguese: dogs that bark too much don't actually bite.

So yay, woo hoo, threesomes! Two girls, one boy, let's do it!

[Dion 2,476]

Kinky banter is the funniest banter - unless images are involved. I will NEVER forget (I'm going to need therapy because of that) that day we were having a banter in the pub thread and I dared to Google the kind of gif Tom posts and all those porn things. I'm scared to life til this day and that was 5-minute research. Sex is great, God's best creation in all honesty, but porn is hideous.

You know we have another saying in Portuguese: dogs that bark too much don't actually bite.

So yay, woo hoo, threesomes! Two girls, one boy, let's do it!

I do actually bite. Got this habit from an ex. Living and learning.

[Barbara 15,149]

I do actually bite. Got this habit from an ex. Living and learning.

Love bites are A+.

I didn't mean you as the dog though

[Dion 2,476]

Love bites are A+.

I didn't mean you as the dog though

I know you didn't, just adding my two cents. I bet you didn't know that one, huh?

Which reminds me, you and Skips got me here, you should be asking stuff to me. Especially the latter.

[Barbara 15,149]

I know you didn't, just adding my two cents. I bet you didn't know that one, huh?

Which reminds me, you and Skips got me here, you should be asking stuff to me. Especially the latter.

Actually I knew. You did say you liked to bite/be bitten a while ago and you even talked about the girl who initiated you on that, although my memory is foggy about that part.

My memory beats yours once again and I'm almost 10 years your senior

Also good to know it's clear I'm the bitch here

[Dion 2,476]

Actually I knew. You did say you liked to bite/be bitten a while ago and you even talked about the girl who initiated you on that, although my memory is foggy about that part.

My memory beats yours once again and I'm almost 10 years your senior

Also good to know it's clear I'm the bitch here

I did? Oh my God, I can't keep anything to myself. Holy shit. This isn't right.

[Stingray 9,441]

Tom, what happened to your facebook profile btw?

Uh? Cant find you anymore, not even on Rmprs Facebook. Re-add me?

[Stingray 9,441]

Kinky banter is the funniest banter - unless images are involved. I will NEVER forget (I'm going to need therapy because of that) that day we were having a banter in the pub thread and I dared to Google the kind of gif Tom posts and all those porn things. I'm scared to life til this day and that was 5-minute research. Sex is great, God's best creation in all honesty, but porn is hideous.

You know we have another saying in Portuguese: dogs that bark too much don't actually bite.

So yay, woo hoo, threesomes! Two girls, one boy, let's do it!

Lol, at least i'm educational

[Dion 2,476]

Uh? Cant find you anymore, not even on Rmprs Facebook. Re-add me?

Neither can I. You totally blocked me didn't you?

I still have Spike, Jype, Liquidator and Rmpr. This is odd.

[Barbara 15,149]

Lol, at least i'm educational

it wasn't your fault actually. My curiosity got the best of me.

I'd rather not go that route. My poor eyes were ruined as well as my brain.

But yeah, you're very educational, no doubts about it I can always look to Choulo to know how well you corrupted him. Great job

[Stingray 9,441]

Neither can I. You totally blocked me didn't you?

I still have Spike, Jype, Liquidator and Rmpr. This is odd.

Found the problem .... Blokked a whole section of people apparently. You should be fine in 48 hours the damn app says. Apologies :-)

Ps: you were still fine on spotify since i follow there

[Stingray 9,441]

it wasn't your fault actually. My curiosity got the best of me.

I'd rather not go that route. My poor eyes were ruined as well as my brain.

But yeah, you're very educational, no doubts about it I can always look to Choulo to know how well you corrupted him. Great job

I posted so many far out things .... What was it about to be precise?

[Dion 2,476]

Found the problem .... Blokked a whole section of people apparently. You should be fine in 48 hours the damn app says. Apologies :-)

Ps: you were still fine on spotify since i follow there

I knew it! All lies. I'm so heartbroken, I can't even...

I add you back.

[Stingray 9,441]

I knew it! All lies. I'm so heartbroken, I can't even...

I add you back.

To comfort you, mister ass man - the menu in my favorite pub

http://youtu.be/TdLVEx7XghY

[Barbara 15,149]

I posted so many far out things .... What was it about to be precise?

you were posting away things, then I wanted to be part of it, and I typed something like porn gifs on google and ended up posting a mini-golf pic. There was a ball and the girl was literally the hole.

I don't remember what you posted, but definitely your usual. I tried to cleanse my brains ever since, but I can still see the ball going all way down and then completely disappearing.