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So, because it seems like we have tyranic admins (they are similar to my brains) on this site, I'm posting this life lesson here. Shame on you admins, your mother won't be proud.

Here's the lesson bitchez

You know when you go to the toilet to urinate and you pull your pants down take your dick out of your pants and look at it in the way, you'd look at your newly bought car? You want to urinate. But no, your brain says - you want to take a shit. So you, inferior to orders of tyranic organ in your head, put some paper in the toilet, so the water won't splash on your upper-thigh after your shit will make contact with water in toilet, and put some paper on the toilet, so you won't have a feeling you are sitting on someone's ass. When I put finger in someone's asshole, I'm pervert and weirdo, but when I put finger in someone's asshole with rubber glove I am fucking urologist. It's the same way with paper on toilet, just from different perspective. Okay, so you sit on the toilet to take a shit and then you want to pee again, but right when you are ready to pee the shit comes out of you. And then, only then, you pee.
It's the same thing in life, if you want to achieve something you have to do at least 3 things that are not connected to the thing you want to achieve.
And after you achieve what you want, you have to wipe your ass and flush the dirt.

I feel only regret for reading that. I have limited minutes to use in this lifetime and I'm devastated that I wasted just a few of them on reading that. I'm not even being factitious.

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A man who watches midget porn on redtube is disgusted by talking about excretion (biological process)... hypocrite. you saint.

I feel only regret for reading that. I have limited minutes to use in this lifetime and I'm devastated that I wasted just a few of them on reading that. I'm not even being factitious.

Sure, mr. 24/7 online on TC. You are really busy, sure... Sorry for wasting your precious time.

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A man who watches midget porn on redtube is disgusted by talking about excretion (biological process)... hypocrite. you saint.

Sure, mr. 24/7 online on TC. You are really busy, sure... Sorry for wasting your precious time.

How you can compare the two boggles the mind, really. I've read some stupid things in my life but that surely has to be somewhere near the top 5.

Besides I'm not on here that often anymore, well during uni time anyway. Holidayz for the win.

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So, because it seems like we have tyranic admins (they are similar to my brains) on this site, I'm posting this life lesson here. Shame on you admins, your mother won't be proud.

Here's the lesson bitchez

You know when you go to the toilet to urinate and you pull your pants down take your dick out of your pants and look at it in the way, you'd look at your newly bought car? You want to urinate. But no, your brain says - you want to take a shit. So you, inferior to orders of tyranic organ in your head, put some paper in the toilet, so the water won't splash on your upper-thigh after your shit will make contact with water in toilet, and put some paper on the toilet, so you won't have a feeling you are sitting on someone's ass. When I put finger in someone's asshole, I'm pervert and weirdo, but when I put finger in someone's asshole with rubber glove I am fucking urologist. It's the same way with paper on toilet, just from different perspective. Okay, so you sit on the toilet to take a shit and then you want to pee again, but right when you are ready to pee the shit comes out of you. And then, only then, you pee.
It's the same thing in life, if you want to achieve something you have to do at least 3 things that are not connected to the thing you want to achieve.
And after you achieve what you want, you have to wipe your ass and flush the dirt.

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You are truly back Melanicus :-)

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New trend according to the belgian press: giving your penis a footballers name.

I will baptise mine as The Hazard ! What the fuck did you expect :-) lmaoooo !!

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Gonna name it Oscar since I get to play in the hole. B)

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New trend according to the belgian press: giving your penis a footballers name. I will baptise mine as The Hazard ! What the fuck did you expect :-) lmaoooo !! attachicon.gifImageUploadedByTapatalkHD1387027975.947866.jpg

Well, Hazard is a really small dude...

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New trend according to the belgian press: giving your penis a footballers name. I will baptise mine as The Hazard ! What the fuck did you expect :-) lmaoooo !! ImageUploadedByTapatalkHD1387027975.947866.jpg

Well, Hazard is a really small dude...

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@xPetrCechx,

Yea there is a cold period going through the Mediterranean.

I live in Nicosia, Cyprus and I saw some snow! YES IN NICOSIA I SAW SNOW!

(ofc that snow just melts in a few seconds ;p)

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This is what it looked like

It's never been so cold here as it is currently! Thank god the weather's going to improve next week!

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New trend according to the belgian press: giving your penis a footballers name.

I will baptise mine as The Hazard ! What the fuck did you expect :-) lmaoooo !!

Gonna call mine Ronaldinho because it can lob Seamen from 40 yards.

2002 World Cup joke for those who don't get it

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