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[Spike 12,049]

Let's get you ready chokefag

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Awww yeah. I broke up with my last girlfriend because she got weird-ed out when I asked her to strap on a dildo and peg me from behind whilst punching me in the back of the head. What a weird girl, right?

[DustinC 136]

Can't get mad at the thread getting a bit reddity/4chany

[Stingray 9,441]

Awww yeah. I broke up with my last girlfriend because she got weird-ed out when I asked her to strap on a dildo and peg me from behind whilst punching me in the back of the head. What a weird girl, right?

Pfffft So vanilla.

You should try hooking up up clamps of a truck's battery to your nipples. Gives you such a zing .... Combine wih choking and a humongous buttplug and you are ready for lift off.

Just saying.

[Spike 12,049]

Pfffft So vanilla.

You should try hooking up up clamps of a truck's battery to your nipples. Gives you such a zing .... Combine wih choking and a humongous buttplug and you are ready for lift off.

Just saying.

I prefer the battery on my testicles.

[Spike 12,049]

[Stingray 9,441]

I prefer the battery on my testicles.

Nic touch ....

You will need this, Spike

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I'm out of here before this starts to get weird...

Nap time

[Tiwaz 539]

I'm out of here before this starts to get weird...

Nap time

Before it starts to get weird? 'Before'? You sure you've read all of it ?

[Stingray 9,441]

Ouch .... friendzoned, dumped, annihilated .... all at once. What a douche virgin.

[Spike 12,049]

Nic touch ....

You will need this, Spike

Too small.

[Stingray 9,441]

@,

go for it man .... have a PEG-FEST

[Stingray 9,441]

Too small.

Meeeeeeh - we will have @bluefire have that one then.

[Spike 12,049]

Ouch .... friendzoned, dumped, annihilated .... all at once. What a douche virgin.

It was painful. The only time I've been that bad is when I'm that drunk the only sentence I can make out is "I'm Jake" and then I walk away and get another beer because I forgot what I was doing.

[Spike 12,049]

@,

go for it man .... have a PEG-FEST

I'd rather the Cherry coke full and opened up. If you follow.

[Stingray 9,441]

It was painful. The only time I've been that bad is when I'm that drunk the only sentence I can make out is "I'm Jake" and then I walk away and get another beer because I forgot what I was doing.

I am Jake, now on your knees and lick my lovesnake /

Would work. 120%

[Stingray 9,441]

I'd rather the Cherry coke full and opened up. If you follow.

yeah man. I feel you ....

[Spike 12,049]

I am Jake, now on your knees and lick my lovesnake /

Would work. 120%

Will say to a girl.

[Stingray 9,441]

Will say to a girl.

I dare ya.

Also: pics or it didnt happen.