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But now the quote is a grey box that cant be moved! (or it can and i just dont know how to)

You sure? I can. Just copy and paste the grey quote box to wherever you want to.

OR if that doesn't work, then click on the 'BBCode Mode' at the top left of this message box thingy, copy & paste to wherever you want to and everything will be just fine. :D

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I think Rmpr is actually stingray and muzchap, he just has multiple accounts, so is happy either way, whoever wins.... :ph34r:

OR:

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Stingray is getting some serious competition for my favoritism! :wub:

This is why:

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P.S: I moved it here because some boring mods were complaining (*cough*@*cough*).

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In a few hours I will need to go do my medical exam to assess whether I'm fit for army service. Am absolutely shitting meself. If I'm fit enough I will lose 8-11 months of my life playing war in forests and mud for absolutely no reason. I hope to fuck they find something wrong with me.

Apparently I might need to strip down totally naked so they could touch my willie and ass, no idea why (am wondering if it's a good idea to take a shit before going, maybe I will have lumps of brown fury greeting the doc). Here's me hoping my wiener isn't totally shrunk so it would look bigger, but due to nerves it will probably be hiding itself as much as it can. Doctors are incredible perverts.

They will also take lots of blood from a vein, I have never done that before and I'm not very fond of big needles messing about inside of me either. I have nothing against standard syringes, but having a big ass nail stuffed directly in my vein doesn't sound very pleasing to me.

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In a few hours I will need to go do my medical exam to assess whether I'm fit for army service. Am absolutely shitting meself. If I'm fit enough I will lose 8-11 months of my life playing war in forests and mud for absolutely no reason. I hope to fuck they find something wrong with me.

Apparently I might need to strip down totally naked so they could touch my willie and ass, no idea why (am wondering if it's a good idea to take a shit before going, maybe I will have lumps of brown fury greeting the doc). Here's me hoping my wiener isn't totally shrunk so it would look bigger, but due to nerves it will probably be hiding itself as much as it can. Doctors are incredible perverts.

They will also take lots of blood from a vein, I have never done that before and I'm not very fond of big needles messing about inside of me either. I have nothing against standard syringes, but having a big ass nail stuffed directly in my vein doesn't sound very pleasing to me.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, I CAN ONLY LAUGH AT YOU AND REMEBER I HAD TO GO TRHOUGH THIS AS WELL!

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In a few hours I will need to go do my medical exam to assess whether I'm fit for army service. Am absolutely shitting meself. If I'm fit enough I will lose 8-11 months of my life playing war in forests and mud for absolutely no reason. I hope to fuck they find something wrong with me.

Apparently I might need to strip down totally naked so they could touch my willie and ass, no idea why (am wondering if it's a good idea to take a shit before going, maybe I will have lumps of brown fury greeting the doc). Here's me hoping my wiener isn't totally shrunk so it would look bigger, but due to nerves it will probably be hiding itself as much as it can. Doctors are incredible perverts.

They will also take lots of blood from a vein, I have never done that before and I'm not very fond of big needles messing about inside of me either. I have nothing against standard syringes, but having a big ass nail stuffed directly in my vein doesn't sound very pleasing to me.

They check for STDs and whatnot. IF you have severe genital herpes they probably won't let you into the army. And giving blood is much easier than getting a shot. When I was sick to the point of death at the end of 2011 they took a lot of blood samples from me. It's just a needle with a large syringe. They put in the needle in and press this button and the blood is sucked out till the syringe is full.

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