The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Jase 43,479]

Just like a cat!

Alright, alright, nevermind...DON`T STEAL HIM!

Don't worry, I won't steal Kieran. He's too far away!

[Leif 6,006]

After all the food I've consumed today, I must say, I'm rather scared about my next trip to the toilet.

Hopefully though I'll be able to break my record of a 2.2lb poo!

[Rmpr 8,977]

After all the food I've consumed today, I must say, I'm rather scared about my next trip to the toilet.

Hopefully though I'll be able to break my record of a 2.2lb poo!

Oh no!

Everything was too calm to be true...

[Leif 6,006]

@Rmpr,

If i suddenly killed myself by pushing too hard during a poo, you'd miss me. Don't deny it.

[Rmpr 8,977]

@Rmpr,

If i suddenly killed myself by pushing too hard during a poo, you'd miss me. Don't deny it.

Of course I would, you know I love you! (although you do seem to ignore my posts)

[Spike 12,049]

Holy fuck I should have have had a terrible hangover today. But I didn't and I kept drinking.

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

Tips About London.

Hello All.

Tommorow i will leave to uk for vacation and football.

Any tips about:

Good Pubs/Restaurants

Interestin Places

Things that i must to do.

(not my first time at london so i visited the main places last Time).

Thanks.

[Rmpr 8,977]

^^^^

CAFÉ BRAZIL

[Liquidator 5,176]

CAFÉ BRAZIL

I freaking love that place!!!

[Rmpr 8,977]

@zolayes, no reaction at all?

I am so pissed, I was 100% sure I would get a rage post that was going to make me laugh and then I would explain it.

Anyways, I am horrible at monopoly, I am always the first to lose and there is nothing I can do about it. I absolutely hate my brother (who always beat me at monopoly and uno) and anyone who is good at it. Just like football wasnt meant for Heskey, monopoly wasnt meant for me!

Damm it, I was really hoping you would play along!

[Naked Mole Rat 437]

My biological clock is completely broken thanks to the four 8:30 a.m. exams I had a while ago. Now I can't sleep past 8 a.m, and it's very difficult to stay up past 10:30 p.m.

[zolayes 14,489]

@zolayes, no reaction at all?

I am so pissed, I was 100% sure I would get a rage post that was going to make me laugh and then I would explain it.

Anyways, I am horrible at monopoly, I am always the first to lose and there is nothing I can do about it. I absolutely hate my brother (who always beat me at monopoly and uno) and anyone who is good at it. Just like football wasnt meant for Heskey, monopoly wasnt meant for me!

Damm it, I was really hoping you would play along!

You were 100% Sure and 100% WRONG ...that is why you are CRAP at Monopoly and Don't bother trying Scrabble

[Rmpr 8,977]

You were 100% Sure and 100% WRONG ...that is why you are CRAP at Monopoly and Don't bother trying Scrabble

I sure was!

You didnt post it, but what was your reaction?

YOU ARE SO MEAN, just like my brother when he wins.

No one tops me at WAR though!

[Liquidator 5,176]

Family gathering tomorrow with boring old people. Fuck it I'll just get in a few cans of stella and get pissed

[OneMoSalah 8,799]

Liverpool are going to try and sign Franco Di Santo according to the mirror

my reaction:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Rodgers you absolute twat

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpool-eyeing-january-move-for-franco-1506338?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

[Spike 12,049]

For someone who dislikes England and the UK so much he sure does rock the Union Jack.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

My biological clock is completely broken thanks to the four 8:30 a.m. exams I had a while ago. Now I can't sleep past 8 a.m, and it's very difficult to stay up past 10:30 p.m.

Probably just needs a new set of batteries. You just shove them up your.......sleeve

[Spike 12,049]

Magic!

I edited my post, happy now?!

No, why would this make me happy? Scarlette Johanson naked covered in chocolate laying on my bed demanding that I 'clean' her would make me happy, not this.