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You can stop trying scaring me at anytime. \lkfdjhs hgfslhglsdfbnsvl,

Think about it.. I'm Estonian, the birthland of NATO's cyber defense unit, and the uncontested champion of fast typing. It's totally plausible that I could hack your phone.

Anyway, how the hell did you grow a full beard at 16? Fertilizing your face? (E: fuck, you already answered it above... answer it again!)

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Think about it.. I'm Estonian, the birthland of NATO's cyber defense unit, and the uncontested champion of fast typing. It's totally plausible that I could hack your phone.

Anyway, how the hell did you grow a full beard at 16? Fertilizing your face? (E: fuck, you already answered it before... answer it again!)

Yeah whenever I've tried growing a beard it doesn't happen for me, I just get a paedo like mustache and then some bumfluff hanging off the side of my face.

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Think about it.. I'm Estonian, the birthland of NATO's cyber defense unit, and the uncontested champion of fast typing. It's totally plausible that I could hack your phone.

Anyway, how the hell did you grow a full beard at 16? Fertilizing your face?

No it isn't. You just took a shot in the dark and so happened to guess right what phone I own. What colour is my wall?

It's not a full beard. Maybe I was 17 in that photo, I don't know.

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Yeah whenever I've tried growing a beard it doesn't happen for me, I just get a paedo like mustache and then some bumfluff hanging off the side of my face.

It was the same for me at 16. Spike was probably on some hormones or something. Now I own a badass chin beard and Presley-like sideburns.

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No it isn't. You just took a shot in the dark and so happened to guess right what phone I own. What colour is my wall?

It doesn't say in the picture properties... pink, probably? aaah fuck

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Yes but you said you were 16 in that image, I am 16 and have tried growing a bear a few months back and it didn't really happen. I think I might just buy a wig and glue it to my face, I feel ashamed.

It's genetics, I say.

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