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2 minutes ago, Spike said:

Or white for that matter. I had a dream that I was 1/3 Filipino. Don't oppress me.

From what I've seen you're more transparent than white.

You're so white you could get skin cancer from fucking crescent moon! 

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Just now, CHOULO19 said:

From what I've seen you're more transparent than white.

You're so white you could get skin cancer from fucking crescent moon! 

Cultures celebrate skin such as mine. None of that brown shit coloured skin the peasants have. Go mill me some grain, peasant.

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1 minute ago, Spike said:

Cultures celebrate skin such as mine. None of that brown shit coloured skin the peasants have. Go mill me some grain, peasant.

Please, bitches spend loads of money and spends hours tanning to get a skin color like mine. 

Also, hard-working peasants are sexy, you white sissy boy..

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Just now, CHOULO19 said:

Please, bitches spend loads of money and spends hours tanning to get a skin color like mine. 

Also, hard-working peasants are sexy, you white sissy boy..

And those bitches attach themselves to a rich motherfucker that'll pay for silicone tits.

Peasants aren't rich. Checkmate, atheists.

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29 minutes ago, Spike said:

And those bitches attach themselves to a rich motherfucker that'll pay for silicone tits.

Peasants aren't rich. Checkmate, atheists.

Crap! Not checkmate. You can't like come back from that shit. Just gonna go kill myself now.. 

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1 hour ago, Spike said:

People outside of the States don't realise how think-skinned and entitled a lot of Americans are. This is just my experiences but I work in customer service so I get to experience a lot of entitlement on a day-to-day basis. About a week ago I was very, very busy. Not enough employees on the floor to meet demand. Personally I was taking orders and filling them at the same time, doing a lot of multi-tasking. I finished one order and handed a woman whatever item she bought, now the majority of people don't want a receipt and most of the time I don't bother asking; especially when I'm very busy. This woman took exception to that and screamed at me. She said not only myself but everyone else's service was terrible and then proceeded to threaten me by calling the manager. She was absolutely hysterical, I cannot even express the utter madness that was pouring from her mouth. 

 

They say men can't multi- task I can only this morning I had a shit and read the paper.

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Just now, Iggy Doonican said:

True story my mate got caught short in the cinema went to the toilet no paper. Rather then use his newspaper to wipe his arse he used his socks because in his words '' I hadn't read the paper yet'' ha ha.

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5 hours ago, guddy6969 said:

How can we get the free bt sport that comes with EE...... to work on the telly, is there a way ~?

Go on streaming site and plug your laptop or tablet into the tele. Not ideal but it works.

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On 05/08/2016 at 7:33 AM, CHOULO19 said:

How can anyone eat or drink while receiving oral sex? And let's not even discuss the hygienic aspect of it... 

Can you imagine the health and safety or Human Resources red tape with this. And 'they' say its better to give than receive!

Quite like Paddington. Used to be a good dogging spot in Hyde Park and a couple of Chemists that you never needed a script. Or so I'm told!

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