The Pub - Discuss Anything

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Barbarians are a step-up tbh. Barbarians don't go around shiving grannies for ten quid and a shot of heroin.

That's true, we're our own sub-species. Scotarians. The most disgusting, vile people in the world.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

This is fun being Ryan. I'm really enjoying being depressed.

[Spike 12,049]

That's true, we're our own sub-species. Scotarians. The most disgusting, vile people in the world.

Whiskey - Babylonian

Tartan - Austrian

Haggis - Norwegian

Bagpipes - Turkish

Penicilin - Australian and English

All the things that are famously Scottish aren't from Scotland. #TeachTheControversy

This is fun being Ryan. I'm really enjoying being depressed.

I don't find this fun at all. The fact I'm conversing with you is making me sick.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

[Liquidator 5,176]

No wonder you're always friend zoned. Green eyes with blonde hair. What an abomination.

I'll stick to one night stands and fingering whales in alleyways outside tacky clubs in Lewisham then

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

I'll stick to one night stands and fingering whales in alleyways outside tacky clubs in Lewisham then

Lewishams just as grim as Scotland

[Spike 12,049]

I like it when Scottish people claim to be Irish (third worst country after Scotland and Wales). They can't escape their fate.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

I like it when Scottish people claim to be Irish (third worst country after Scotland and Wales). They can't escape their fate.

Glasgow Celtic is an Irish football club. All of its supporters are Irish and we are in now way affiliated with Scotland.

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

Fuck You Spurs!!! From 1-4 To 5-4!

[Spike 12,049]

Glasgow Celtic is an Irish football club. All of its supporters are Irish and we are in now way affiliated with Scotland.

All filth tbh

[Liquidator 5,176]

Lewishams just as grim as Scotland

The girls are even uglier. Might go out tonight and see if I can't get myself some action then wake up in a bush on Bromley common. Do you see what yours and spike's degrading comments have driven me to? In the space of 8 days I have been accused of being homosexual, a genetic abomination and a paedophile who picks up kids with his new driving license

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

The girls are even uglier. Might go out tonight and see if I can't get myself some action then wake up in a bush on Bromley common. Do you see what yours and spike's degrading comments have driven me to? In the space of 8 days I have been accused of being homosexual, a genetic abomination and a paedophile who picks up kids with his new driving license

All three are very closely intertwined. Are you sure you're not Scottish?

[Spike 12,049]

The girls are even uglier. Might go out tonight and see if I can't get myself some action then wake up in a bush on Bromley common. Do you see what yours and spike's degrading comments have driven me to? In the space of 8 days I have been accused of being homosexual, a genetic abomination and a paedophile who picks up kids with his new driving license

Yet you are the sick fuck that is going to stick his cock in some whale's pussy/mouth and possibly bum.

You make me sad for the human race.

[Liquidator 5,176]

Yet you are the sick fuck that is going to stick his cock in some whale's pussy/mouth and possibly bum.

You make me sad for the human race.

Not in her bum. Never in the bum. I have some morals left in me.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

It's just occured to me that this is going to be rather embarrassing when my name changes back...

What do you mean? Your names are NEVER changing back!

Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

What do you mean? Your names are NEVER changing back!

Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha

I can't stay like this forever. It was fun at first, now I want to commit suicide!!

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I can't stay like this forever. It was fun at first, now I want to commit suicide!!

You should have been careful what you wish for, Ryan. Now you're stuck in Scotland....forever!

[BlueLion. 21,491]

It's just occured to me that this is going to be rather embarrassing when my name changes back...

Who said its changing back?

I'll stick to one night stands and fingering whales in alleyways outside tacky clubs in Lewisham then

TBF that's an upgrade on Nottingham's nightlife so I'm slightly jealous.

What do you mean? Your names are NEVER changing back!

Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha

Amen.

I can't stay like this forever. It was fun at first, now I want to commit suicide!!