Ray. 217 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Guys, I need some help with chants that we sing during the matches. I'm trying to learn a new one or two for each match that I go to. At the moment, I feel I should know the following. CarefreeWho's That Team They Call the ChelseaFlying HighCeleryWe all follow the Chelsea10 Men Went to MowWhen the Blues Go Steaming InHello Hello We are the Chelsea BoysYou Are My ChelseaBlue is the Colour (I consider this more an anthem, than a chant)Fuck 'em allChelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea....Bouncy BouncyI know there are loads more and am trying to listen to 'em on Chelsea Fanchants, so that I can get a feel for them and listen to the ones that are relavent today.What do you consider to be the most important ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue_army 2 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Guys, I need some help with chants that we sing during the matches. I'm trying to learn a new one or two for each match that I go to. At the moment, I feel I should know the following. CarefreeWho's That Team They Call the ChelseaFlying HighCeleryWe all follow the Chelsea10 Men Went to MowWhen the Blues Go Steaming InHello Hello We are the Chelsea BoysYou Are My ChelseaBlue is the Colour (I consider this more an anthem, than a chant)Fuck 'em allChelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea....Bouncy BouncyI know there are loads more and am trying to listen to 'em on Chelsea Fanchants, so that I can get a feel for them and listen to the ones that are relavent today.What do you consider to be the most important ones?Apart from the player chants and songs about our rivals that is all you will really need to know for home games, by sitting in the MHL you will get the jist of them very quickly, if you are planning on away games as well there are some more which only really get an airing on the roadFollow, Follow, Follow,There was only two minutes to go,It was Wayne Bridge's Goal,That sent us out of control,And sent the Arsenal out of Euro....If you're standing,On a corner,With a red scarf,Round your neck,Chelsea boys,Will come and get ya,And we'll break,Your f*****g neck,La la la la,La la la la,La la la la,La la la..We All Follow The Chelsea,Over land and sea (and Leicester)We All Follow The Chelsea,Onnnntooo vi-ic-toreee...Matthew Harding's blue army,(We hate TottenComham),Matthew Harding's blue army,(We hate Tottenham),Matthew Harding's blue army,(We hate Tottenham),Matthew Harding's blue army...Come along Come along,Come along and sing this songwere the boys in blueDivison 2and we wont be here for long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray. 217 Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 Apart from the player chants and songs about our rivals that is all you will really need to know for home games, by sitting in the MHL you will get the jist of them very quickly, if you are planning on away games as well there are some more which only really get an airing on the roadFollow, Follow, Follow,There was only two minutes to go,It was Wayne Bridge's Goal,That sent us out of control,And sent the Arsenal out of Euro....If you're standing,On a corner,With a red scarf,Round your neck,Chelsea boys,Will come and get ya,And we'll break,Your f*****g neck,La la la la,La la la la,La la la la,La la la..We All Follow The Chelsea,Over land and sea (and Leicester)We All Follow The Chelsea,Onnnntooo vi-ic-toreee...Matthew Harding's blue army,(We hate TottenComham),Matthew Harding's blue army,(We hate Tottenham),Matthew Harding's blue army,(We hate Tottenham),Matthew Harding's blue army...Come along Come along,Come along and sing this songwere the boys in blueDivison 2and we wont be here for longCheers mate, I appreicate your knowledge and have learnt some of these already. I heard an interesting one before the Tottenham game, and I think it was called Chelsea Allouette, based on the French Song Allouette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue_army 2 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Its very long winded, and i really wouldnt worry about learning it you will very rarely hear it apart from the pubs and the lock ins after a euro away game, there are so many songs which are rarely sung nowadays that most of our fans wouldnt know them as long as you know the main ones you will be fine.Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Oh she had a wonkey eye (Oh she had a wonkey eye) A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye) Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr..... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Oh she had a broken nose (Oh she had a broken nose) A broken nose (A broken nose) A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye) Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr..... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Oh she had a hair lip (Oh she had a hair lip) A hair lip (A hair lip) A broken nose (A broken nose) A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye) Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr..... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Oh she had a double chin (Oh she had a double chin) A double chin (A double chin) A hair lip (A hair lip) A broken nose (A broken nose) A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye) Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr..... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Oh she had 48s (Oh she had 48s) 48s (48s) A double chin (A double chin) A hair lip (A hair lip) A broken nose (A broken nose) A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye) Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr..... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Oh she VD (Oh she had VD) VD (VD) 48s (48s) A double chin (A double chin) A hair lip (A hair lip) A broken nose (A broken nose) A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye) Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr..... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Oh she has a hairy arse (Oh she had a hairy arse) A hairy arse (A hairy arse) VD (VD) 48s (48s) A double chin (A double chin) A hair lip (A hair lip) A broken nose (A broken nose) A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye) Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr..... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Oh she a club foot (Oh she a club foot) A club foot (A club foot) A hairy arse (A hairy arse) VD (VD) 48s (48s) A double chin (A double chin) A hair lip (A hair lip) A broken nose (A broken nose) A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye) Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr..... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Have you seen a Gooner wife? (Have you seen a Gooner wife?) A club foot (A club foot) A hairy arse (A hairy arse) VD (VD) 48s (48s) A double chin (A double chin) A hair lip (A hair lip) A broken nose (A broken nose) A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye) Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr..... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Chelsea! (clap clap clap), Chelsea! (clap clap clap), Chelsea!It involves one bloke being th leader of the song as such and the rest repeating it , this will prob show it better as you can see its during a euro away lock in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 (edited) Chelsea RangerI wanna be a Chelsea RangerI wanna live a life of dangerI wanna beat yids every weekChase them up and down the streetHeres do the girl that I love bestEvery night I suck her breastShag her standingShag her lyingIf She had wingsI'd shag her flyingNow she's deadNot forgottenDig her upShag her rottenWoaaaaaaaaaaaah ChelseaWoaaaaaaaaaaaah ChelseaI'd walk a million miles for one of your goals, for ChelseaWe love you Chelsea we doThis is like Alouette were one man leads and the rest repeat what he says!KalouHe came in from the Ivory Coast Kalou KalouHe don't do coke like Adrian Mutu MutuHe crossed the ball in from the leftIt landed right on Riise's headThat's why we love Salomon KalouTorresHe's half a boy, he's half a girl Torres TorresHe looks just like a transvestite Torres TorresHe wears a frock, he loves the cockHe sells his arse on Albert DockFernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the sideLiverpoolFuck off Liverpool FCHeysel and Hillsboroughs your historyAnd we don't give a fuck about your Stevie GJohn terry got the captaincyLiverpool 2Sign on, sign onWith a pen in your handCos you'll never get a jobYou'll never get a jobLiverpool 3In your Liverpool slumsIn your Liverpool slumsYou look in the dustbin for something to eatYou find a dead rat and you think its a treatIn your Liverpool slumsIn your Liverpool slumsYour mums on the game and your dads in the nickYou can't get a job cos your to fucking thickIn your Liverpool slumsIn your Liverpool slumsLiverpool 4In the dark back streets of LiverpoolWhere the Mile ends never beenLies a mutilated body of a ScouserWhere the North stand kicked him inTo hell with Man CityTo hell with LiverpoolWe'll fight fight fight for the ChelseaTill we win the football league...Again!BubblesI'm forever blowing bubblesPretty bubbles in the airthey fly so high, they reach the skyand like West Ham they fade and dieTottenham always runningArsenal running toWere the Chelsea boot boysAnd were running after youChelseaChelseaChelseaKnees upKnees up Mother BrownKnees up Mother BrownUnder the table you must goEe i ee i ee i ohIf I catch you bendingI'll saw your legs right offKnees up, knees UpDon't get the breeze upKnees up Mother BrownOh My, What a rotten songWhat a rotten songOh, What a rotten songOh My, What a rotten songWhat a rotten singers tooChelsea *clap clap clap*Chelsea *clap clap clap*Chelsea AggroBertie Mee said to Bill ShankleyHave you heard of the North Bank HighburyShank said no I don't think soBut I've heard of the Chelsea Aggrola la la lala la la lala la la la la lala la la la la la laI've heard of the Chelsea AggroChelsea Aggro Chelsea Aggro hello hello Edited September 25, 2009 by we hate scouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray. 217 Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 Thanks guys, another couple that have just occurred to me are Zigger Zagger Zigger Zagger Oi! Oi! Oi! which is another call and response and there also one to the tune of Wild Rover (it was used in the We all love Clover advert) Looks as though I've got plenty to be getting on with. I owe you one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Let's not forget my favourite; We'll Be Walking Round Tottenham With Our Willies Hanging Out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray. 217 Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 Let's not forget my favourite; We'll Be Walking Round Tottenham With Our Willies Hanging Out!Yep, I'm sure i've heard that one too, LMAO What a classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray. 217 Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 Yep, I'm sure i've heard that one too, LMAO What a classicI'm having trouble finding the lyrics to No Nay Never (Wild Rover) which I'm sure we sang at the QPR game the other night. I know there are different variants for different teams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 And it's super Chelsea *clap clap clap*Super Chelsea fcWere by far the greatest teamThe world has ever seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray. 217 Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 And it's super Chelsea *clap clap clap*Super Chelsea fcWere by far the greatest teamThe world has ever seenCheers mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kez 2,727 Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea,That one might take you a while to learn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray. 217 Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 (edited) Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea,That one might take you a while to learn Yep, I think I've just about got the hang of that one....On the other hand, Oh dear remind me what the words again, i've momentarily forgotten them..... Edited September 26, 2009 by Blueray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue_army 2 Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 IMHO the best way to hear all the chants not just your usual home lot is to go to a euro away game they are fantastic days and i would recommened everyone ensuring they get to at least one in their lifetime, for the cost of 4 home match tickets you can go to a euro away game with the club.. ( the best way for your first as all the organising is done for you) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray. 217 Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 IMHO the best way to hear all the chants not just your usual home lot is to go to a euro away game they are fantastic days and i would recommened everyone ensuring they get to at least one in their lifetime, for the cost of 4 home match tickets you can go to a euro away game with the club.. ( the best way for your first as all the organising is done for you)I'm taking one step at a time at the moment. This might sound really silly and corny, but this journey that i'm venturing on, i.e. becoming a Chelsea Supporter and a football supporter in general is a big step for me. I'm really just finding my feet at the moment. I'm planning on going to my first UK away game to Aston Villa next month. I know my family aren't going to be too keen as I know what their reaction will be, that I might get hurt. For fucks sake i'm 35 years old i'm capable of looking after myself. I'll hopefully from now onwards be able to get to some more UK away games and then maybe think about going to something abroad. As I say just taking it one step at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue_army 2 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Of course there will always be trouble at the football it kicked off against qpr but mostly away from the ground just handbags near the ground....if you are looking for trouble at football you will get it but if you are wearing a footie shirt etc they are not interested and there is no chance of you getting done in. So glad my family are not like that although i still dont think my dad has told my mum about marseille away in 2000 when we got tear gassed in the away end lol, she would have completly freaked out seeing as i was 12.I wasnt trying to presurise you into going asap but just advising how good an experience it is and something you could enjoy in the future.... i would avoid west ham and spurs away and prob burnley away as a new fan as these will be intimidating esp if your not used to it and travelling on your own. The likes of blakburn, bolton, hull etc are the perfect away games to get you involved in the away days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxfordblues 299 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 my fav was from when we played in the snow in europe.on return leg.(whats it like to play on grass) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue_army 2 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 my fav was from when we played in the snow in europe.on return leg.(whats it like to play on grass)WE won 7-1 that night if i remember rightly tromso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxfordblues 299 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 WE won 7-1 that night if i remember rightly tromsoohhh yeah baby,& i was there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Cee 50 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Of course there will always be trouble at the football it kicked off against qpr but mostly away from the ground just handbags near the ground....if you are looking for trouble at football you will get it but if you are wearing a footie shirt etc they are not interested and there is no chance of you getting done in. So glad my family are not like that although i still dont think my dad has told my mum about marseille away in 2000 when we got tear gassed in the away end lol, she would have completly freaked out seeing as i was 12.Um, you got tear-gassed in Marseille but there's no chance of Blueray getting done in if he's wearing a footie shirt? He may not look for trouble but if others start it and he was nearby, he may still get into trouble... :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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