BlueLion. 21,491 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/FIFA_09..._Hunter_Edition Fucking hilarious FIFA 09: Glory Hunter Edition is an alternate version of the game FIFA 09 by Electronic Arts. The game was commissioned by Roman Abramovich, after concern was expressed by the club's fans that player ratings in FIFA 09 were not biased enough towards Chel$ki. Due to this, Abramovich payed off EA to make an alternate version of the game, in which all Chelsea player had a rating of 99; except John Terry, who has a rating of 397 with a penalty taking ability of 29 million. FIFA 09: Glory Hunter Edition can only be bought at the Chel$ki Megastore and on the Russian Black Market. There are different covers for the regional versions of FIFA 09: Glory Hunter Edition. All covers feature Roman Abramovich, accompanied by a different person for each region: North America version features Peter Kenyon dressed up in a stars and stripes bikini, the Australian cover features Mark Bosnich eating pork pies and snorting cocaine, the German cover features Michael Ballack performing fellatio on Stamford the Lion, Portuguese cover features Deco in an inflatable pool of money, and the Russian cover features a bottle of Polonium 210. Click the link for more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Read this about Chelsea To play for Chelsea, a potential signing must have eight special qualities: 1. Player must cost over £10 million (even if they are really, really shit; see Florent Malouda, Solomon Kalou) 2. Player must be paraded around for media upon being signed, preferably holding Peter Kenyon's penis, but if not possible, a Chel$ki shirt will do 3. Player must be prepared to drill for oil in Russia if not good enough to make the first team 4. Player must also work 200 mandatory hours as a henchman at Roman's secret evil volcano lair in Siberia 5. Player cannot be English unless they have a stupid accent, shit hair and are totally despicable 6. Player must dive. Frequently. 7. Player must believe that they are at least ten times better than they actually are (see Didhedive Dogshit) 8. Player must oil up Peter Kenyon's head and kiss it at least three times per week http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chel%24ki_Abramograd_F.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic Relic 301 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Its good that we can laugh at ourselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleoftheshed 388 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) Pro Evo Gloryhunter Edition would be better. Edited February 10, 2009 by Shed Head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 10,227 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Its good that we can laugh at ourselves Maybe its because we are the laughing stock of the epl atm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drogba11CFC 108 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I've heard that in the Thai release you can only play as Man Utd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismada9 1,948 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Something about Roman Abramovich here... Yomanramhimheismybitch (pronounced "Yo man Avram's me bitch") is the richest man in the universe and is composed entirely of oil. He is also a Joo. It is thought his stare is so intimidating that looking in to his eyes will result in convulsions. He was born in Russia in a dingy hotel to a prostitute with syphilis on June 1st 2003. His chemical make-up meant that he immediately became the richest 0 year old ever and he immediately bought Chelsea FSKI for £1.99. In 2006 he bought the Earth for an undisclosed sum of money and he is thinking of turning it inside out because he feels the crust is too "rank". http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Roman_Abramovich :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 That site cracks me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismada9 1,948 Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 You should see the stuff they write about Liverpool!! Even funnier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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