FIFA 09 Gloryhunters Edition

[BlueLion. 21,491]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/FIFA_09..._Hunter_Edition

Fucking hilarious

FIFA 09: Glory Hunter Edition is an alternate version of the game FIFA 09 by Electronic Arts. The game was commissioned by Roman Abramovich, after concern was expressed by the club's fans that player ratings in FIFA 09 were not biased enough towards Chel$ki. Due to this, Abramovich payed off EA to make an alternate version of the game, in which all Chelsea player had a rating of 99; except John Terry, who has a rating of 397 with a penalty taking ability of 29 million. FIFA 09: Glory Hunter Edition can only be bought at the Chel$ki Megastore and on the Russian Black Market.

There are different covers for the regional versions of FIFA 09: Glory Hunter Edition. All covers feature Roman Abramovich, accompanied by a different person for each region: North America version features Peter Kenyon dressed up in a stars and stripes bikini, the Australian cover features Mark Bosnich eating pork pies and snorting cocaine, the German cover features Michael Ballack performing fellatio on Stamford the Lion, Portuguese cover features Deco in an inflatable pool of money, and the Russian cover features a bottle of Polonium 210.

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[BlueLion. 21,491]

Read this about Chelsea

To play for Chelsea, a potential signing must have eight special qualities:

1. Player must cost over £10 million (even if they are really, really shit; see Florent Malouda, Solomon Kalou)

2. Player must be paraded around for media upon being signed, preferably holding Peter Kenyon's penis, but if not possible, a Chel$ki shirt will do

3. Player must be prepared to drill for oil in Russia if not good enough to make the first team

4. Player must also work 200 mandatory hours as a henchman at Roman's secret evil volcano lair in Siberia

5. Player cannot be English unless they have a stupid accent, shit hair and are totally despicable

6. Player must dive. Frequently.

7. Player must believe that they are at least ten times better than they actually are (see Didhedive Dogshit)

8. Player must oil up Peter Kenyon's head and kiss it at least three times per week

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chel%24ki_Abramograd_F.C.

[Aesthetic Relic 301]

Its good that we can laugh at ourselves

[middleoftheshed 388]

Pro Evo Gloryhunter Edition would be better.

Edited February 10, 2009 by Shed Head

[Steve 10,227]

Its good that we can laugh at ourselves

Maybe its because we are the laughing stock of the epl atm

[Drogba11CFC 108]

I've heard that in the Thai release you can only play as Man Utd...

[chrismada9 1,948]

Something about Roman Abramovich here...

Yomanramhimheismybitch (pronounced "Yo man Avram's me bitch") is the richest man in the universe and is composed entirely of oil. He is also a Joo. It is thought his stare is so intimidating that looking in to his eyes will result in convulsions. He was born in Russia in a dingy hotel to a prostitute with syphilis on June 1st 2003. His chemical make-up meant that he immediately became the richest 0 year old ever and he immediately bought Chelsea FSKI for £1.99. In 2006 he bought the Earth for an undisclosed sum of money and he is thinking of turning it inside out because he feels the crust is too "rank".

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Roman_Abramovich

:lol:

[BlueLion. 21,491]

That site cracks me up

[chrismada9 1,948]

You should see the stuff they write about Liverpool!! Even funnier!