Burning Knob Sensation

[Fulham Broadway 16,855]

Sizzling Sausage Tragedy

[terry26 6]

a true credit to the female population she is

[oxfordblues 299]

always knew it was hot down under.

[Kez 2,727]

oh dear I would not like to cheat on her

[misschief 24]

When she set him alight, Mr Narayan jumped out of bed and knocked over the substance, causing the fire to spread.

What did he knock it over with?

Would have to suggest the psychological tests on her are a foregone conclusion really. I mean, she just wanted to burn it a bit so it only belonged to her?? Hadnt she sussed it wouldnt be a lot of bloody use to her once she'd burned it anyway? Silly bitch.

[Steve 10,227]

Oh wow lol, look not all aussies are this psycho

[BlueLion. 21,491]

What I want to know was what was going through her head at the time.

'Oh yeah, let's burn his penis!'

[Kez 2,727]

Haha yer i can't imagine it be much use after it had been burned

Edited January 8, 2009 by Kez

[Drogba11CFC 108]

Whatever happened to the good old garden shears?

Or the vice and the hacksaw...

[Elliott 7]

Whatever happened to the good old garden shears?

Or the vice and the hacksaw...

Why would a man think about this at any length?

[misschief 24]

no pun intended?

[Elliott 7]

Seeing as there soon wouldn't be any length, no

[Drogba11CFC 108]

Reminds me of another case in the Darwin awards where a man stapled his penis to a crucifix and set it alight to win $500AU in a competition...he received an honorable mention and spent part of the prize on treatment for his penis.