Why Does the Keeper where a hat ?

[Fulham Broadway 16,557]

Whats the most ridiculous thing you've overheard from tourist fans at SB ?

Apart from the above I've heard, ''I like that Alan Crespo, hes a goal poacher'', ''Why are people standing up ?'' and ''Arsenal got rid of Drogba because he wanted too much money, so we swopped Gallas for him''.

[EskWeston 696]

Most ridiculous one for me was when an Aussie fan asked if there would be a game before the main game.

[Elliott 7]

Best one for me is not one that was said, but at a Champs League game last season, we had a seat in the East stand. Got there to find an Indian couple sitting in our seats. Turns out we had the same seat numbers... only theirs were for the West stand!

[terry26 6]

the stewards weren't paying attention that day

[Kez 2,727]

Haha bless em

[BlueLion. 21,491]

The funniest thing anyone has asked me, was when I was sitting in the Shed End during the Schalke game last season - some American guy came up to me and asked 'is this is the Shed End?'

[Kez 2,727]

Is this is the shed end?

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Too many ises

[Kez 2,727]

Lay off the beer

[Fulham Broadway 16,557]

Had two designer dressed sunglassed Italians ask me ''is this the ground ?'' outside the Shed. Told them its a about a mile down the road