We have to get 60 reasons to hate the Arsenal

[chelseafc123 0]

What that says the title of the item. We have to get 60 reasons to hate "It". I leave the first (drawn from various forums).

1) Arsene Wenger

2) Tony "Donkey" Adams

3) Robert "F'kin" Pires

4) Thierry Henrys goal celebrations

5) Making an art of winning boring matches 1-0

6) Buying a place in the old 1st Division at a more honourable London clubs expense

7) Playing in North London when they originate from South of the river

8) Ian Wrights television career

9) Never produced a decent post war striker for England

10) Thinking they are bigger than Man Utd

11) Winning the double with boring, uninspired football (70/71)

12) Having to explain to their fans that big clubs are able to defend their status as champions

13) David Seaman

14) The **********ist pitch in the prem. I've screwed women with wider snatches than Highbury

15) By Jens Lehmann who has played there

Keep putting more reasons

[Drogba11CFC 108]

16. The deputy headmaster of my last school, who cancelled my year's leaving party and almost fucked up my brother's birthday (punishing me for someone else's misdeeds in the process both times) supports them.

17. William Judas Traitor Gallas

[chelseafc123 0]

18) For his manager hates Christmas

19) Having a shield which represents a wheel and a cannon, clear symbols of eggs and the male penis, which leads us to conclude that they are loving penises.

20) How Arsenal fans go on about their famed youth academy when all they do is pluck 16 year olds out of other academies and try to claim them as their own. Also, how Arsenal have a team of 'kids' yet the average age of the team is around 24 to 25.

Edited November 23, 2008 by chelseafc

[BlueLion. 21,491]

21) they're just Arsenal, basically.

[chelseafc123 0]

22) This fan...

[Joe Cool 388]

22) ARSEnal

Edited November 24, 2008 by Joe Cool

[.Cee 50]

19) Having a shield which represents a wheel and a cannon, clear symbols of eggs and the male penis, which leads us to conclude that they are loving penises.

That doesn't make sense at all.

[terry26 6]

23) KANU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rant: :mad:

[Drogba11CFC 108]

24) Their cup team keep bunking off playgroup to attend training.

[terry26 6]

25) Nigel Winterburn

[bombayblue™ 55]

26) Eboue

Edited November 24, 2008 by bombayblue™

[.Cee 50]

27) No English key player.

28) Their fans always going on about the 49 unbeaten record.

[Joe Cool 388]

29) Twatregas

[BlueLion. 21,491]

26) Eboue

Bombayblue wins

[cfc-meleady 192]

30. Playing a rapist up front.

Edited November 24, 2008 by cfc-meleady

[the wes 7,212]

30. lee dixon

[Laylabelle 9,296]

31.The fact the MOTD seem to want us to symphise with them due to the lack of experince players on the bench on Saturday...erm wtf Wenger choose to do that!!

32.That bloody quick free kick and the fact when we do it..Deco gets sent off!

Edited November 25, 2008 by Laylabelle

[terry26 6]

33. Having to watch Whinger take up 80% of Sky Sports last nite