xPetrCechx 13,571 Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Pato  Potato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wes 7,212 Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 On 3/17/2016 at 4:58 AM, bellion said:  I will rage a lot if we sign more loanee duds like Falcao and Pato this summer.  whats the dearest sub u can get outta subway??? PATO pointless signing him ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King11Didier 916 Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I'd love to have his job now. Its like a dream to me to sit on the bench and watch all Chelsea games. And of course getting paid for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyikolajevics 2,700 Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 40 minutes ago, King11Didier said: I'd love to have his job now. Its like a dream to me to sit on the bench and watch all Chelsea games. And of course getting paid for that  He also have to take care of her:  https://www.google.hu/search?q=fiorella+mattheis&biw=1536&bih=706&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiom9rrpdDLAhWEZpoKHYf3AqAQ_AUIBigB#imgrc=_  Poor motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wes 7,212 Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 1 hour ago, King11Didier said: I'd love to have his job now. Its like a dream to me to sit on the bench and watch all Chelsea games. And of course getting paid for that give him a mascot job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wes 7,212 Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 35 minutes ago, nyikolajevics said:  He also have to take care of her:  https://www.google.hu/search?q=fiorella+mattheis&biw=1536&bih=706&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiom9rrpdDLAhWEZpoKHYf3AqAQ_AUIBigB#imgrc=_  Poor motherfucker. JT looks after her aswell thats why hes been injured  the last few games lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAM09 7,056 Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 2 hours ago, King11Didier said: I'd love to have his job now. Its like a dream to me to sit on the bench and watch all Chelsea games. And of course getting paid for that It is for a fan. Not so much for a professional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 http://hasalexandrepatoplayedforchelsea.com/ Just hit the 60 days mark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Juan 28,141 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Comical shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 What a beautiful rehab facility Cobham must be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Juan 28,141 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Tim Vickery the Brazilian correspondent on Talksport was interviewed just before Pato came and claimed he was nowhere near fit and it would take a long time to get him fit. But we give a massive thumbs up to all things Pato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAM09 7,056 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Might as well call Chelsea FC a fitness club. Falcao, Pato, etc. The humour of it has now gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xPetrCechx 13,571 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 ‘His [Pato’s] fitness has improved,’ continued Hiddink. ‘He has worked very hard during the international break. When I started we had just Diego which was one of the reasons we got Pato on loan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Juan 28,141 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Rest Pato for Traore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccg 1,528 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Think we might get a glimpse of the lesser spotted pato pigeon this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Juan 28,141 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I hope we don't so the run of not seeing him continues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhForAGreavsie 6,076 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 4 hours ago, Special Juan said: Rest Pato for Traore Some people, not me, but some people are just naturally witty. This example cracked me up. I'm now going to copy it and post it somewhere else. Maybe someone will think it's as clever as I do and, of course, I'll let them think it was all my own work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wes 7,212 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Chelsea are selling Alexandre Pato shirts off cheap - the 26-year-old Brazilian joined on loan in January but is yet to make a first-team appearance.(Daily Star) Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHaRaOn 2,131 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 11 hours ago, the wes said: Chelsea are selling Alexandre Pato shirts off cheap - the 26-year-old Brazilian joined on loan in January but is yet to make a first-team appearance.(Daily Star) Â Chelsea are selling ALL shirts off cheap, because of sales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Juan 28,141 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 On the bench....maybe he's not quite fit enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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