How to play like Lampard?

[Fulham Broadway 16,410]

All of the above and hit the first man at every corner you take.

A penchant for pies in your early years.

A sordid tape of you and two other players filmimg a wags private parts, again at the start of your career, when you can clearly be heard saying ''shove it up her fanny'' also helps.

[manpe 10,857]

A sordid tape of you and two other players filmimg a wags private parts, again at the start of your career, when you can clearly be heard saying ''shove it up her fanny'' also helps.

I've heard about the video, can it be seen somewhere?

[Fulham Broadway 16,410]

I've heard about the video, can it be seen somewhere?

Was it on Chelsea TV ?

Its all alleged of course

[Melanicus 5,208]

A sordid tape of you and two other players filmimg a wags private parts, again at the start of your career, when you can clearly be heard saying ''shove it up her fanny'' also helps.

Can somebody explain me that in more simplier English? I don't get it.

[francozola 2,040]

Don't bother listening when your manager (i.e. your superior) is giving you instructions

[Madmax 9,219]

or nailing someone in crowd. You need variety

Artinho's not trying to emulate Bosingwa

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Bosingwa doesn't get enough height or power on the ball to nail the crowd, it's the poor, poor grass that I feel sorry for

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Cfc the Best in the World

You are getting really annoying. This isn't some forum where you can come here, abuse the system, and think you can get away with it. Leave. NOW.