Roquila

If she does does she replace the real one? If yes, kill her please for the sake of humanity.

My life took a huge turn the last weeks. For better or for worse i have yet to judge. After working for 12 hours i came home and went to sleep. After 1 hour i heard a strange and loud machine noise in my room i woke up and was completly paralysed. I was soaked in sweat. Aftet 5-10 seconds i snapped out of it and went out of my room as fast as i could. I smoked a cigarette to chill the fuck out but it didnt work. After 20 minutes of trying to get my shit together i had enough and woke up my mom. My logic tells me that mothers have an answer for everything. As a 21 year old guy its hard to tell your mom that you were shitting your pants out of fear. She told me to not be silly and then went to sleep. I'm losing my mind now. This happend an hour ago. Anybody got an idea what happend? Should i hit the bottle or take some pills ? Work in 4 hours yay. Edit: wrong thread?questionmark?

why do i click on a link with the name 'gaydemon' ?

He's too busy these days. He's on 4chan/b/ all day.

Where do i get my weird stories then ?

I would crawl naked through broken glass and dive into a volcano while drinking bleach just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie. Got this from facebook lol

GET IN THERE RODWELL!

Beast

Hahhahahaa Ramires

HAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

Is Oscar crying?

DRUG LORD COSTAAAAAAAA <3

I have to admit, Ivanovic is another players this season. So much better,

Why are we so boring?

Not sure if.......

I need more Chelsea games. There is really nothing to post about in this forum during the summer(except rumors), i need something to talk about. 4-0 Chelsea.

Ban yourself :( :(

Life must be good in England. A Magician( yea we have this shit here , dont ask lol) was called on Live TV to have a debate with an Imam (the priests of Islam). That poor bloke had a whole nation calling for his head and was being laughed at the show LIVE from the spectators that were there. An Imam said on Live TV that our President(wich happens to be a women) Dresses like a slut and that she is a disgrace to our country. http://www.president-ksgov.net/repository/images/12_09_2013_3854186_Atifete_Jahjaga.jpg (that's her, dont get scared though ) The biggest religious object in Kosovo is a Cathedral in the middle of the Capital City(Prishtina). I don't really have to explain this. An Islam politic Party wished death upon our Prime Minister AND his Family because he didn't let them take part in the elections (i will lick his balls for this) A member of a Politic Party that only 1.4% of the population voted came out on Live TV that he is an Atheist, his facebook was bombarded with comments like: I will kill you because you are not with religion of peace (i literally just traslated it) and many of these kinds. When i was 16 my Physics teacher suggested me to start praying because that will help me ( i was the craziest kid in the school ). I told her i dont believe in god. Called my Mom, got me suspended. Being close minded is the new thing here i guess. LONG LIVE MY GERMAN PASSPORT , I CAN FUCK OFF WHENEVER I WANT.

You're being called an Islamophobe because Muslims generally seem to be more touched about their religion. I live in a country where 90% of the people are Muslims, let me tell you how many of them tick. Most of them are as close minded as it gets. The most fearsome creature for them are women, everytime they see a women with a skirt they look away and say that's a devil in a human body. You drink alchool? You cannot be their friend, ever. You don't believe in god? Shame on you, you cunt, god will kill you with lightning , you will feel his wrath. (This is the everyday shit i have to deal with btw) You are a Christian? Your religion is a disgrace, my god created your religion but then he created my religion 600 years later and therefore my religion is better than yours because my religion is the newest one. You go to clubs with your friends at night? You will go to hell and burn for an eternity(the concept of eternity in Islam doesn't actually mean 'Eternity'. Eternity means 'Until doomsday') Your sister has a boyfriend but isn't married? What a whore, it's bad enough she doesn't wear a hijab but she also has a boyfriend. She will burn in hell for an eternity. And there are some rare cases.... These rare cases have so many good things in them that i cannot describe. There is this thing with good religious people that i love but cannot describe. They are so wise sometimes and they speak in a very friendly way but yeah, that's the rare case. Question for you now(or anybody else who cares to answer) Do you think that Christians are generally more peacefull and aren't so insecure about their religion?

Damn you Barbara Skipper: Beer or Weed for chilling? Frontdoor or backdoor?

I actually understand people that are scared of Muslims. The shit you see everyday on TV is scary. But as Spike said, Islam isn't Islam anymore, it changed too. Religions have become way more extreme and violent these 10 years.

Oh and by the way.... Last week 40 extreme-muslims were arrested in Kosovo, they are accused of being part of IS. I'm glad my country doesn't tolerate these terrorists. If they've been found guilty than they will face prison from 40 years to lifetime depending on what they did.

The red part of the map above is the area under ISIS control at the moment. It is not possible to bomb that entire area, military wise. Humanitarian wise, the vast majority of this area is made up of civilian villages with millions of people who don't necessarily support or really have anything to do with ISIS. Imagine if a few hundred heavily armed men came to your neighborhood and took away your freedom and started enforcing crazy rules (I mean crazy. You can get whipped for mixing cucumbers with tomatoes in salads!).The people are at best not allowed to leave. Culturally, this is an ideology that has, one or another, become a reality. You can't bomb an idea away. History proves this time after time. Ignorance can only be battled with knowledge. This happened to me actually. Then they started to beat people, then they started to rape women, then they started to kill people, then they started to execute people in some crucial ways and then the war started. People started to leave my country. There are aprox. 10Million Kosovo-Albanian only 1.8 million live in Kosovo. Nothing good comes from occupation and mass massacre. It's not a good example but it's atleast an example. I just hope people there will someday live in peace, if that means bombing the shit out of the IS then so be it.

It took my country around 5-10 years to get back to normal European living standards(more or less) after 600 fucking years of war and occupation. Yes, 600 years. Years and millions for them and this is the end product? Something went wrong down there i guess. I still think that the best thing is to evacuate as much normal people as you can within 24 hours and bomb the shit out of the pest. I don't have the right to judge people despite what they are doing but deep down in me a big hatred towards them is being created. They are the pest of the world, no one needs extremists killing innocent people because they are not from an Islamic state. This may sound to you harsh and as an attack on your religion but believe me it's not. I said a plenty of times that i have a neutral opinion on religions even though i don't practise them. Extremests hurt my stomach.

Sorry Choo but that train has passed long ago. Culturas awareness wont help anyone in this case. Good ol' sky-darkening bombardments will help. These people are hopeless, you cant teach them sense/logic. All they have in their minds is killing people that are not extreme-islamic. !Don't click on the spoiler if you get offended!