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what can I say? I'm very obedient and complaint. Although I'm quite creative myself when given the chance

never mind

I can be quite submissive, Tom. Part of my personality although people don't believe it at first - must say though spanking isn't inviting. But my job here is only to keep you entertained and have your attention. I guess Hutcho won't have a problem.

trust, no one fails more in humor than me But I'm positive some of you thought I was into girls. After that comment @Stingray had to resurrect the thread because it was quieter here than cemeteries at midnight

thanks, sweetie I'll try to learn something from your effort

At least I can say the pics I post were of myself, ex-husband, and my puppy. how creepy were those? Thanks for welcoming me. I feel loved by you all guys. I'm liking here just fine It's a different level of forum @Hutcho eewww. spoiler tag please.

no dear, I didn't say I would protect you (although I could, ofc). I said I was going to take care of Tom myself. Although I think the whole point is *me* keeping *him* busy, so you won't have anything to fear. So do share your opinion now. Oh love, special only Mou. I'm at most cute and accomplished. Oh dear...

aww, and here I thought it was going to be a Dalmatian! Don't worry about @Stingray. I'll take care of that personally, so you're free to speak for yourself Now how many people in this forum can say they accomplished to make you blush? Although not for the reasons some might attempt.

Am I fueling it somehow with my not-well behaved posts? Do let me know if I should stop or let them keep coming.

words of a poet - or a philosopher sorry to give you guys the wrong idea. Can't say it wasn't on purpose And please, join the fun. I'm on vacation these days, gotta enjoy online time while I can

I'm enjoying the ride. Have been a fan since about 2002 and had seen not very promising days, promising days and good days when it comes to glory. But what I do like is enjoying my team. I can't create two categories to winning against ManUtd then and now, beating Arsenal then and now because at the end of the day both made me happy. I consider last season a failure, just like @ here. A team with our investment to not make it out of UCL group stage? Sorry, mates, that's failure. But while we didn't succeeded as much as I would have wanted it was an amazing season as a fan. To see Eden arriving to the team and playing like a guy out of this world for the first rounds, to see how much the supporters made me proud when they didn't settle and stand to the spanish waiter, to have a manager like Mourinho to say everything he's said about us, to watch Oscar scoring his first goal with this shirt, in an UCL match, and see it be an amazing goal. To see someone like David Luiz embracing those colors, this team as well as others. Those feelings are great and we had some of those in the past. My memory sucks, but I remember good plays, amazing goals, bitter losses, refreshing victories. I don't eulogize past days by dismissing the present. Football is about passion, and even if you team sucks for a period and your mates mock you about it all the time, it still gives you a lot of pleasure. The passion isn't fueled by success - the joy is - but even when things suck, you find joy because there's always some silver lining. Also, I'm a firmer believe that the best time is always today, so the best days for me? Are now, as this team continue to fuel my passion and give me great amounts of joys - although a lot of frustration comes along as well, but why mention that?

quality first... always. now I had a pit bull when I was married and although I loved her too I couldn't roll on bed with her like I do with the Yorkshire (otherwise I wouldn't survive to tell the tale). So while size may qualify for quality at times, in others it's irrelevant, and others actually bad. It's all about what is fitting for the occasion

not you, dear, not you. At all Well let me introduce you to my bed partner and I'll try to register in pictures when she rapes her stuffed monkey this afternoon... I'm not that bold, love, can't give you the wrong idea. Funny enough, just yesterday I was told I'm outspoken and should continue to be Also, you would love Brazil, you should definitely come.

I guess we're too diiiiiiirty then. But if that's the case...

and there's a line between crass and black/acid humor... I have my share of those almost in a daily basis

why the crappy players are always the best to talk about Mou? First Arbeloa, now Kalou. If only they were this good playing football... they would have made me much happier. we do a much better work guessing what Mourinho is saying. I had my share of good guesses before the interview saying he was going to look forward to develop guys like Oscar and Luiz and that he was probably going to bring back Lukaku and Kevin to put them under his wing and develop them himself. I can't even take any credit on that because isn't that the most obvious thing in the world? I really want to move to England, given the rubbish they write, I'll try to become a writer to those sites... I'm probably less clueless.

oh love, I won't be the one to tell you to stop. Probably the one to ask to keep coming I can appreciate sarcasm, cynicism, acid humor and stuff. I'm too cynical not to

you have no idea how much hard I laughed here. You were the one mentioning boys, I just had to make it clear. The last forum I went a guy was annoyed because I fangirled over Marchisio (my sole comment was he was pretty). Trust me, never kissed a girl, and I don't think I would ever like it.

tell what they want, you're a funny guy... at least for my acid, black and cynical humor

And finally someone got it!!!!!! I love it so far, you guys are great and you keep up with me and my babbles and absolutely inability to be funny Hopefully you rub off on me? Thanks for welcoming me, btw

I know it was, thanks a lot. I know a little bit more than the average girl, but definitely much less than the average boy. It's all good though, I have my fun and hopefully don't spoil yours

I I'm from Brazil actually, I suppose you're from US? I don't mind the boys actually They're always good sport

well the pics will tell you how much I like them

I'm feeling so much better!!!!!!! Stingray doesn't dislike me!!!! Can I have a replica? @Ankit@Rmpr@Madmax@Stingray But the pics will have to be of my own, but sadly enough, I have none showing body hair (sorry @

thanks for those!!!! any chance they're going to hit youtube? I'd love to hear the whole interviews, although I suppose Eden's isn't much longer - if any longer - than what you posted.