Barbara

I don't know how to swim I switched careers when I was already 30 - and went to another major I haven't watched any of the Avengers or Iron Man movies edit: and I can't say left from right

you guys lost me when someone mentioned Liquidator was a tunnel. I don't know who's the train, who makes choo choo, who gets inside who where. I'm lost - thankfully

it's not my fault I was born like Bobby from Bobby's World. I can't help myself you know I'm kidding right? I've said plenty of rubbish - innuendos - and stuff in this thread I regret nothing But I do have to go to the supermarket now. Wish me luck

can we post cute as well? because this is too cute not to post

I edited it Bernardo ewww don't put even more images in my head. sex schedule, posters saying what they do to each other, now you made me... ewww Just no. TMI people TMI

hahahahahahaha that pic is still my Twitter avatar - where people don't say anything about my breasts.... thankfully

what universe have I had just entered in? don't know, but I'm not staying to find out

that's not even his #

we were doing so well!!!!!

When I look back to a few matches we played: Swansea (EPL away - I guess), QPR (both matches) and a few others yes, I think we have huge scoring issues. Mazacar made up partially for Torres suckery and Ivan and Lamps also helped, but we can't depend on those guys to score. Mazacar makes sense, but not Lamps and Ivan... we lost, draw and even won a few tight score matches because of our inability to score, Torres or not Torres. We need a matador ASAP. A 6 in Brazil is a LB - what you're describing is what we could call a 5 or 8. A 5 is more defensive while a 8 is the guy I think you mean. We need a Xabi Alonso. Can't we have Xabi Alonso himself? I agree with you, but I'd be happier with a Cristiano Ronaldo more than with a Xabi Alonso at this point. Mourinho can make one of our boys the next Xabi Alonso, I'm sure because the boys are talented and special.

I just trust Mou to build up a formation that will make up for the lack of a better DM. It's easier to teach a guy to tackle (as we do have a few fast guys like Oscar, Kevin, Ramires) properly and improve his pass quality rather than improve his finishing - imo. I'm not saying we don't need both - I think we need both + a full back if we don't want to have squad issues, but last season proved we really sucked scoring... Mourinho's teams are built from the CB/DM section and over. So I trust he will find a way with the players we have if we don't get a better DM. Now I really don't believe with the players we have he could fix the scoring issue.

I prefer Eden as a 7 but you know him better than I, so you're probably right about the 10.

I'm planning on visiting Israel next year, so maybe we can schedule a match then My mom is fascinated by the country and wants to go there again and take me with her

I guess - but I'm not sure because I didn't watch the match - that's how he's playing or Brazil now, behind Hulk and Neymar. But I'd actually have to watch Brazil playing to be sure of it.

tennis is amazing. I played as a kid and then went almost two decades without handing a racquet. I had classes for a while a couple of years ago and now I play once in a while. In the condo I live there's a tennis court, but I fail to find someone to play with me

@The Skipper, I agree about El Sharaawy

I think we need more than a great DM. I still think our worst problem is a FW, Schurrle helps, but doesn't solve based on what I read about him.

solved everyone's problem

I love Eva, don't take me wrong. But nothing tops Eden's ass.

they asked for it. They almost begged. And I'll tell you what, unless there's a problem with the mods, I'm not changing it for a week and you guys know I have a new-avatar-everyday policy.

better Eden's ass than my cleavage. whose ass would look so perfect?

Welcome, Dustin. Let's have tons of fun together here. I can't wait. I can't believe it took me two weeks to convince you to come (also, everybody here knows my name, you can use it instead of my screename)

it is. But I like the most the Chelsea parts. Very informative, a lot of people with very interesting opinions. It's great! Congrats, dear

sorry, only sport I play is tennis

@DustinC I can see you, sweetie. Want to make a tour around?