TomCFC

I'd take a point. Can't see us winning.

Only two sides (Southampton 98/99 and Derby 07/08) have ever conceded more goals after five Premier League games than Arsenal this season.

They'll need another refund!

HOLD ON BLACKBURN

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Self-destruct button, anyone?

AVB in the United press conference: "Let's wait and see. I will not help you with your obsession with my striker!" Exactly what Carlo should have said.

Two nice assists. Well done Nando.

Great game, performance and result. Made even better with the Arse and Barca results. Slightly disappointed with no Torres goal - two assists won't shut the press up - but Mata and Luiz will do.

Torres assist again! And haha, classic Arsanal! 1-1 in the last minute.

FFS. Joke.

LUIIIZZZZZZZ

Useless substitution.

Don't think, Nando - JUST BLOODY SMASH IT.

Barca's defense looks very weak. Pato running rings around them.

Bayer freekick. Pointless Miereles foul.

Please Nando, just score. It's meant to be your instinct. :unsure:

SO CLOSE TORRES. FFS.

Yellow for Nando.

Trying not to concentrate on one player, but c'mon Torres!

Come on lads!

You associate Chelsea and the Champions League with joy?

There is no John Terry or Frank Lampard tonight as Andre Villas-Boas rotates his squad. David Luiz comes into defence for his first football of the season and Florent Malouda will play on the left of midfield. Fernando Torres replaces Nicolas Anelka in attack and Raul Meireles moves forward to the right of midfield to take the position filled at the weekend by Ramires, suspended from today's game. John Mikel Obi returns to the holding role. Michael Ballack starts for Bayer Leverkusen. Chelsea will line-up in the following 4-3-3 formation: 1 Petr Cech 17 Jose Bosingwa 2 Branislav Ivanovic 4 David Luiz 3 Ashley Cole 16 Raul Meireles 12 John Mikel Obi 15 Florent Malouda 23 Daniel Sturridge 9 Fernando Torres 10 Juan Mata Subs: 40 Hilario, 19 Paulo Ferreira, 33 Alex, 20 Josh McEachran, 8 Frank Lampard, 21 Salomon Kalou, 39 Nicolas Anelka. Leverkusen are expected to line up in the following (4-2-3-1): Leno; Castro, Toprak, Reinartz,Kadlec; Bender, Rolfes ©; Schürrle, Ballack, Sam; Kiessling. Subs: Yelldell, Balitsch, Friedrich, Bellarabi, Augusto, Schwaab, Derdiyok. The referee is Lee Probert.

Jose? No chance. Wenger? Possibly.

Yes.

I'm a big Torres fan, but here's a little statistic: In the same amount of games, Sheva had scored six goals by now. Still keeping the faith though.