Alan Partridge

When is the "Big " announcement due?

1) He's not Mikel

Lovely stuff I hope we pull this off

I'd like us to have 4 strikers, not sure if Torres can actually fight for his place like he says he will. Anyone who is going to cause a problem, should go.

If it was me....I would rather play for Mourinho and live in London. Money talks though

Kiss my face!

Kiss my face!

A time when we are all meant to be celebrating but some of you decide to argue with each other. Nice one....

Frankenstein ?

When you play on the floor, but you still lose by 4. That's, Martinez Just heard this lol Nice guy though. Good luck to him

Navas is quality though. I'm pretty sure he had some form on anxiety which stopped him moving before

I hope we make a move for Rooney

He's dropped off quite a bit. We don't want another ' maybe next year he will find his form ' player, like Torres .

Shiiiiit navas is going to city

Back of the net! Welcome back! Press conference a week today?

I'm sure ssn have someone camped outside the bridge

Knowing me, Alan Partridge. Knowing you, Jose Mourinho. Ah-ha

Give it a rest Concentrate on your own team

Why is everyone moaning? It isn't the 2nd of June is it? Patience people

Luiz is not a better DM than De Rossi, not many players are.

He will do well at Barca, Where does this leave Sanchez?

The unreliable Sky Italia are saying Chelsea to offer Torres and cash for Cavani. Probably won't happen, but Cavani and Jose coming to Chelsea would be the best news in a long time.

Torres as a captain? He is one of the most mentally weak players I have ever seen. He is also not very vocal. Weird

Would like him back but if we are signing a big name striker, he probably won't play. Would like to see how he would get on at a top team abroad. Don't want to see him loaned to a PL team that are going to challenge for the league.

guillem balague is on talksport soon. See if he has any " news " on Jose