Alan Partridge

He is our new scapegoat for shit fans

It's not luck it's poor technique or lack of it

fuck me why cant he finish!

I thought Hazard was carrying an achilles injury?

Not worried about Eto'o he will take a few weeks to get up to speed with the league. Someone has to tell Schurrle he doesn't need to put his boot through every shot We can turn this around, someone needs to step up and be able to finish chances

Seriously if he is happy with this squad I don't know if we are watching the same team. We can't finish to save our life

well done ramires

Sorry but Torres could have scored that

mikkel you wasteful twat

What the fuck was that

almost

Yeah, 'cause Lampard is shit.....

We have a really good squad, we are just relying on Eto'o to be good and Torres and Ba not to be shite. There was no guarantee that Lukaku was ready, maybe Jose has picked up on this in training.

I was cool with the business we did, until lukaku was loaned out

Oh well, all hope rests on Eto'o and our midfielders

If Eto'o has lost it we are fucked! Torres is often miss and not hit. Ba is so-so

Eto'o Torres Ba Meh, a bit weak

Don't think we are getting anyone in

I'm looking forward to a draw for both games

Great goal. Shurrle and Willian will hopefully be able to provide the striker with more of those chances

So where is everyone that moaned about the lineup before the match and thought we would get battered?

Fuck me awful pen! One of worst I've seen

That was lame

Yellow!? Fuck off!!!!

Hazard you fucking star!!!!