Alan Partridge

Getting a bit fed up with Luiz freekicks lately

Yeah, you telll him Ivan lol

Woahhh skill by Eto'o!

Awful Oscar!

I appreciate it all n everything, but I have the worst stream host ever!

Did Eto'o even touch him?

Lovely stuff!

That is a pen

They will tire, they are trying to press us when we have possession

It's a typical first half away performance. Nothing to worry about just yet

Treat this match no different to CIty or Newcastle game. Must win!

Lukaku came on as a sub, and came on late. He is not a better goal scorer that Eto'o right now, Lukaku has really dropped off in the last few months. He is still young but still has an awful first touch, not a great finisher either. Once we sign a new striker which is likely to be a big name one, he will drop down to 3rd choice possibly 4th if Eto'o stays for another season. IMO he will never be Chelsea's first choice striker. He has already mentioned staying at Everton and with the likes of Costa or Cavani arriving he will bail out. I would be shocked if he is here next season, will probably be loaned out again. If he kicks up a fuss he might be sold

4.5/5 years, I think. Possibly. No CL next season and what if they finish outside top 4 again and Real or Barca want him? He's not really played in CL this year and went out early last year. In total could be 3 and a half seasons out of the CL. Who knows, I'm just chatting shit lol

Odds on him not seeing out his contract at United?

Hahaha did you make this?

Someone photoshop JT in a united kit celebrating with moyes!

05/06 If we sign a good striker and LB in the summer, we could see the best ever Chelsea squad

HAHAHAHAH FT

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

I feel awkward watching that, too cringey

All that celebrating and your still 7th lol. Play anywhere near this level and Liverpool will dick them! Would like a Liverpool v United draw, but kinda wanna see United get destroyed.

I only just noticed, this is at United's ground!. Haha, makes it even worse!

Probably, Moyes is breaking all kinds of records

I didn't get my wish of an Everton win, but if United drop points to Fulham it will make up for it

They shouldn't have signed Mata just for the sake of signing a big name player. He's not had the same impact that Ozil gave Arsenal