Special Juan

10:49am and no Brazilian signing😱

That's been the plan all along, wait until the US tour so Boehly can meet with Bloom and chat the transfer over a few Dunkin Donuts

It's 9:12am here in the UK and Im distraught we haven't signed 7 more Brazilian teenagers yet, I'm livid

70M plus add ons will be knocked back straight away so there is more time wasted- it won't be done this week let me tell you-They will knock that back, we will then contemplate over numerous breakfasts dinners and teas, have a few more nonsense conversations and come back with a bid a week before the season starts and hope for the best

What a complete waste of time we have wasted on this transfer, weeks and weeks and weeks of talks and then now he's fucking off to the USA with Brighton and we are only just starting to go above a fee we should of done initially or bombed the fucking deal off. Honestly what the fuck are this lot playing at, absolute fucking tyre kickers

Timber to Arsenal done and soon to be followed by Declan Rice this afternoon

That's what Brighton want, a bidding war.

The frustration for me is the fact we have bene in talks for weeks yet still no nearer to actually getting Caicedo yet we fly for pre-season anytime now. I was hoping that this pre-season, on the back of that shit show last season we would at least have him in and ready to go.

Romano has just said we are the only ones in the race for Caicedo- only club to agree PT negotiations active and concrete even today

We are trying to sell 4 players this weekend- CHO to Fulham, Lukaku to Inter and Ziyech and Auba but those two are in limbo

Ben Jacobs has tweeted saying there is frustration from the Caicedo camp on how slow the talks are progressing.

Apparently we aren't happy with Inter's latest bid for Lukaku and two other clubs are in the race..make then cunts Inter and Lukaku sweat

Wonder what the ever vocal Carra has to say about this the fucking hypocrite

A man walks into a library, he asks the worker "Do you have books on Tortoises?" he replied "Hardback" the man replied "Yes with a little round head" 😬

The right hand of the keeper is poking him up his arse that's why

He will wear the 11 shirt

Sounds like the push is on for Cherkhi

He's in Milan now, good luck CP

Newcastle get Cherkhi would be massive for them

PSG keeping tabs on Vlahovic and also the Napoli president saying the only team who can afford Mbappe is PSG and if the president wants to talk then £200M

Too busy having tea and biscuits with Brighton

Keeps him away from being cancerous around the team is how I'm seeing it, giving all parties time to sort the deal out

Lukaku date set for arrival at Cobham moved to next Monday July 17th hope and expectation that the deal will be done by then to Inter

Confirmed now by Nizaar Kinsella

Medicals for Pulisic tomorrow in Milan