Special Juan

Laughed like fuck the other day at Spurs showing theirs off......same as every year....fucking white 🤣

Match made in heaven Lukaku and Ziyech

Auba to OM is close Now HERE WE GO

Just a complete trail of destruction wherever he goes.

The Saudi clubs are pushing for Lukaku- but waiting on Juve his priority is Europe but all depends on if Juve deals happens

That's an absolute given someone getting injured- just a matter of time. Ben Chilwell hobbled off last night so that's not over yet. Can't really be arsed with pre-season games they are shite- won't be watching as the times in the UK for KO are crap.

Wonder what today brings, probably fuck all again

Another season lost- good job we signed him on a 54 year deal

If we sign Maguire I'm done

Poch will know exactly who is staying and who's going on loan after the final whistle against Brighton

Links to Maguire🤣

Jacob Steinberg just said there is a good chance Gallagher goes this summer- we aren't just buying Caicedo if that's the case

Ruptured ACL for Fofana, that's him out for at least six months

We aren't giving up on Caicedo according to Kinsella, new improved bid soon

He's fucked him Fofana, absolute car crash

United now with the peddle to the metal- Onana s done and now they are moving for Hojlund

It's now up to who will fold first

Brighton kept him in January with an agreement to sell him in the summer. There hard balling is pissing off us and Caicedo himself, the next step is Caicedo to press the bomb button

Needs to be picked, he's class- and don't like saying this but this latest injury to Fofana may just be very beneficial to him

I was worried about James last season and singled him and Kante out as probably need to be moved on due to the constant issues. Fofana isn't far behind

Water is wet and Chelsea are still in talks for Caicedo.😱 Probably sell Gallagher before we get Caicedo, it's OK probably put Cucu in midfield see how it goes.

Brighton close to a deal with Fiorentina for their CB Igor, looks like they have moved from Colwill

Fucking hell, completely forgot we still have Ampadu on the books.

Aren't we still flashing our eyelashes at Lavia as well?

10:49am and no Brazilian signing😱