Special Juan

It's now up to who will fold first

Brighton kept him in January with an agreement to sell him in the summer. There hard balling is pissing off us and Caicedo himself, the next step is Caicedo to press the bomb button

Needs to be picked, he's class- and don't like saying this but this latest injury to Fofana may just be very beneficial to him

I was worried about James last season and singled him and Kante out as probably need to be moved on due to the constant issues. Fofana isn't far behind

Water is wet and Chelsea are still in talks for Caicedo.😱 Probably sell Gallagher before we get Caicedo, it's OK probably put Cucu in midfield see how it goes.

Brighton close to a deal with Fiorentina for their CB Igor, looks like they have moved from Colwill

Fucking hell, completely forgot we still have Ampadu on the books.

Aren't we still flashing our eyelashes at Lavia as well?

10:49am and no Brazilian signing😱

That's been the plan all along, wait until the US tour so Boehly can meet with Bloom and chat the transfer over a few Dunkin Donuts

It's 9:12am here in the UK and Im distraught we haven't signed 7 more Brazilian teenagers yet, I'm livid

70M plus add ons will be knocked back straight away so there is more time wasted- it won't be done this week let me tell you-They will knock that back, we will then contemplate over numerous breakfasts dinners and teas, have a few more nonsense conversations and come back with a bid a week before the season starts and hope for the best

What a complete waste of time we have wasted on this transfer, weeks and weeks and weeks of talks and then now he's fucking off to the USA with Brighton and we are only just starting to go above a fee we should of done initially or bombed the fucking deal off. Honestly what the fuck are this lot playing at, absolute fucking tyre kickers

Timber to Arsenal done and soon to be followed by Declan Rice this afternoon

That's what Brighton want, a bidding war.

The frustration for me is the fact we have bene in talks for weeks yet still no nearer to actually getting Caicedo yet we fly for pre-season anytime now. I was hoping that this pre-season, on the back of that shit show last season we would at least have him in and ready to go.

Romano has just said we are the only ones in the race for Caicedo- only club to agree PT negotiations active and concrete even today

We are trying to sell 4 players this weekend- CHO to Fulham, Lukaku to Inter and Ziyech and Auba but those two are in limbo

Ben Jacobs has tweeted saying there is frustration from the Caicedo camp on how slow the talks are progressing.

Apparently we aren't happy with Inter's latest bid for Lukaku and two other clubs are in the race..make then cunts Inter and Lukaku sweat

Wonder what the ever vocal Carra has to say about this the fucking hypocrite

A man walks into a library, he asks the worker "Do you have books on Tortoises?" he replied "Hardback" the man replied "Yes with a little round head" 😬

The right hand of the keeper is poking him up his arse that's why

He will wear the 11 shirt

Sounds like the push is on for Cherkhi