Special Juan

Known our luck the ref will go in goal alongside the WHU keeper.

We can't sell our best finisher. If we do, 100 million will do it.

It was more of a statement between the type of player we need rather than a Falcao type.

Lodge ourselves between Dortmund and Munich and get Lewandowski, he's the solution to the striker issue then get DPM and bingo!!!

I know he scored three and it was quality but Moutinho's ball for his third was simply sublime, as good as the goals themselves.

Just read the match report on England whilst supping a coffee......0 shots on target Fucking shite they are.

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sooner watch paint dry.

1. It ain't on 2. I was asking the question as I am not watching.

How many Hollywood balls has Steven ping it fifty yards Gerard tried?

I read it as 'Talk Chelsea has a 6 year old'

Bob and his mate are in Greggs. Bob's mate steals 3 pasties & puts them in his pocket then boasts to Bob "Yo did you See that? The staff never saw me" Bob says "That's nothing, watch this". He says to the manager "Give me 3 pasties and I'll show you some magic". He eats them all and the manager says "How is that magic?" Bob says "check my mate's pocket"

How's he been over the international break?

My little lad will love watching this, he is Chelsea mad. This was just a magical, magical night.

Joke if we pay 40M for this lad. I'm firmly in the Alonso camp, thing he is fantastic.

My head farts over this, I am so unsure what will happen here. My heart says 2-1 us, my head says 2-2 or even a loss. It's their cup final.

Jose to be sacked, Cech is shite so lets just forget football and demolish Stamford Bridge. It's for the best.

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Talk of possible Jose sacking already? Some people never seem to amaze me

Just read the match report on England V Chile......sounds like the same old shite served up at Wembley again. I'm glad I'm a celebrity has started as I will be watching that on Tuesday instead of the game.

And Hulk.

Won't be as easy as some think this.

Booing Jose because KdB isn't playing That will teach em lads....