Special Juan

I am just worried that if Eto'o starts he will be chewed up and spat out by Kompany. We just do not have that threat up front to put huge pressure on their CB's. Hazard is the key.

Mata is brilliant, but it was funny to see the massive wank fest by United fans actually thinking he would. They are miles and miles away from being good, even with Mata.

Buzzing I am. Anyone know what's the Mata with United, I just Juan to know….

United 3-1 easy money.

Stoke will roll over and have their bellies tickles as always here.

Geordies arses smacked at home.

Breath of fresh air from boil in the bag head Carragher. JT is obviously slated by none fans of the club because it suits their agenda but very rare do you hear anyone bar Chelsea fans singing his praise, and for me he comes under the bracket....'Under-rated' Still for me the best reader of the game in world football and up their with the best ever. Put JT in the Maldini bracket.

Fulham fans outside in the pissing down rain, some as young as about 11, only for the reporter to say Berbatov has fucked off to Monaco!!!!

7pm mate I think.

More to the point, when is he entering Natalie Sawyer.

As we all knew, Wenger hasn't got a Kalou!!

Brilliant.

Is that his name or auto correct gone wrong?

Smiled hugely at that bolded bit.

Oh Jose them words

Brilliant from the board and club again, truly brilliant. Mata and Co are the past, Zouma and Matic are the future.......Carefreeeee!!!!

Jim White will shake things up later, preferably by getting Sawyers tits out for us live on air.

Luckily our players won't be.

Fucking hilarious watching this deadline day shit. SKY shoving reporters out in freezing conditions with snot hanging off their noses and then having a mass panic attack when anything more than a Vauxhall Corsa turns up.

Listening to Gayle last night was fucking laughable, even my 7 year old kept saying "Dad is this mug for real" he kept saying everything that wasn't correct constantly. He was willing WHU to get a goal and or point all game. This guy is a complete tit of the highest order, he isn't even anywhere near the standard of what a commentator should be.

Zouma and Luiz could be incredible for future years. The next best thing is brick up the goal.

Just one of those nights, not much can be done apart from focus on City and get at them. It's not toys out of the pram yet.

Tony Gayle should of been shot years ago.

No worries, we have this

Bad night for both Everton and Romelu....he'll be back though.