Special Juan

Sky Sports News reporting fee agreed.

Last time I got this excited I saw the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Jose will not allow the club not to have a third choice striker I am absolute certain about that. Fetch Remy in and that's that, perfect window and if and I say if Costa is out injured/suspended then we have a great back up.

Torres going and Remy in is perfect. Remy is a super player and can do more than a job here. Too many noises suggesting Torres to Milan is done for this not to be true.

Remy will be a fucking great signing by the way.

Perfect club for his development believe me. Everything at Rockliffe is geared for players to kick on and Boro is the ideal move for this kid.

It's on.

Off to meet him tomorrow

Torres would give anything to say this.

Probably asking the players for their forgiveness on buying Torres

I will just keep a close eye on this thread because if the reaction is one like before I know exactly the source I will be coming back to.

And this has what exactly to do with Frank Lampard?

All under control, the cancer is going and we WILL buy.

Yes very much so I get the impression he is going. Jose is an open book and I believe we will buy and replace him.

Very sketchy Jose on this transfer. Just said if he leaves he leaves he hasn't spoken to him and if he wants to go then fine and enjoy the new country and be happy.

Trying everything to get him ready for tomorrow. According to Jose, waiting game.

Shaw is apparently getting pelters about his fitness from LvG

Fucking brilliant news.

great news that then

Wait, so Costa is starting according to some people? Have I missed something?

In out situation either would do, just getting rid of fernando is the biggest gift of all.

No worries, the board have got this he's going. I have the beers in the fridge chilling ready to paaaarrrttttyyy

I love Falcao but I just feel he is one of those impossible transfers that we may never see at Chelsea. Too much for a loan and too much for a purchase.

Miss one game and get back, he will be fine. As long as Torres goes and we replace him with a footballer who can actually play football then great.