Special Juan

Osimhen and PSG is a match made in heaven, he will pull up trees in Ligue1, shite league, bog average players and he will settle to win the league nine times out of ten whilst collecting 300k a week wages

Yoro on his way to UK to sign for United, Madrid trumped ha ha

The best thing he can do is to cut short his holiday and get the fuck back to Chelsea and try and repair some of the damage he has caused.

That's the only good thing that can come of it

PSG advancing on Osimhen, concrete meetings, Osimhen wants the PSG move

What a stupid thick headed twat

Sounds like every cunt is going to either PSG, Barca or Bayern

Romano saying he will choose in the coming days...as it stands Bayern v PSG

Doue ain't coming either, PSG and Bayern have flashed their fanny flaps at him

PSG entered the race for Doue now

The pull of Madrid and Barca is still very strong, I get it with Madrid but not Barcelona. I fucking hate them both-Look at that daft cunt Mbappe prancing round the Bernabeu kissing the Madrid badge the fucking absolute bell end

Southgate has fucked off anyway

Never been a tragic footballer, just simply struggled to adapt here and adjust to a new environment etc Think this tournament will be a massive confidence shot for him and he will get better with us

Please let Osimhen go to PSG, he's massively overrated and his price is pathetic. I'd rather we stay with Jackson/Nkunku

The shirt is fucking awful

Should have been dropped Kane, but he has the armband and in Southgates world it's like a halo and makes him untouchable. This is the thought process that is holding us back- Palmer, Gordon and Watkins all being an example of Southagte's safe mindset and worrying more about upsetting people rather than getting the right result with the right players

Can't see us getting Williams or Doue, think we need to settling our heads that these type of players are now well away from our thoughts and we are settling for more no marks

Barca ready to open talks with Nico Williams this week

Amadou Onana is off to Villa from Everton

His wages were probably too high.....£3 a week

Demanding too much but we have Sterling on our books absolutely rinsing the life out of the club, kind of ironic

Veiga announcement imminent he has said goodbye to Basel

He's the best of a bad bunch of cripples

Only Nkunku give or take isn't riddled with injuries unlike the rest. James won't play 20 full games this season, Lavia well fuck me he's another story, Fofana is a ticking time bomb, he will probably go down in pre-season and Chilwell will be lucky to be here never mind come back from injury.

Middle of the road signings and middle of the road quality. Just have to hope they are looking at least two additions that add real quality