Special Juan

Protection substitution it looked to me, really needs his minutes managing.

Hopefully Maresca saw enough of Jackson yesterday to push the club on to get Osimhen

More fucking drama, just move this waste of space on

Outgoings need to happen and big time this week, and according to Romano the Lukaku deal is getting closer but Osimhen is a seperate transaction so no doubt that PSG will snatch him in the last days and we will probably buy another 4 year old on the last day

Starting line up told me everything I needed to know, the first name on the sheet is Sanchez, fuck me he is absolute garbage and I keep asking myself what the actual fuck do managers see in this shithouse. The game itself went as I expected it, wasted chances, Jackson doing his best impression of a fucking donkey and us giving Haaland the freedom of SW6. Wolves on Sunday will be more of the same, I'm saying it now winless before the international break

If we don't get Osimhen we will go last seconds for Toney

Like I have said all along I'm massively confident we get Osimhen and now Felix

Matt Law- Chelsea set for new round of Gallagher/Felix talks and Osimhen on CFC radar

Ipswich have approached us for Broja

I would fully expect him to get injured while suspended anyway

Reece James injured, imagine my suprise, sell that broken fucker

Neto is fully fit according to EM, but he said he has only been with the group a few days and needs to understand how we play Just shot the cunt in ahead of Mudryk

Rodri out for this

Negotiations for Gallagher and Felix on going. Atletico desperate for Gallagher, it's more than on this deal.

That Napoli thing where they are threatening us to take a cheap cut on Lukaku or they will go for Neres is absolute donkey shit. They are begging for Lukaku and so is Conte, they need shot of Osimhen and the only way for both to happen is via us.

Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering Three ring circus

I'm normally quite skeptical on transfer deals but I have got massive confidence this osimhen deal gets done, they have what we want and we have what they want. The desire of Lukaku to get out and our will to do the same, and on the flip side Osimhen's and Napoli's will to get him out is what will get this done.

According to the Athletic Ogo maybe loaned or even sold

Yeah I thought about Kepa, but sounds like it's Lukaku and Casadei the front runners at the moment

Ipswich want Broja, we want to sell him and not loan.

I know what they are, but every-time they play he tells us and gives us a walk through guide that they have just shot wide from 20 yards or scored a goal...I mean what the fuck, put ya cock away and reign it in

Ideal for us then mate

Biggest signal that he is off also. Out of all the signings in the last two years etc, this one excites me massively. This lad is a complete box of tricks, has incredible pace, can dribble at high speed and has goals in him. I think we see a front three of Nkunku, Palmer and Neto on Sunday

Sounds like this swap deal with Lukaku for Osimhen plus Casadei has a bit of legs in it. 40M plus them two, we get two nothing players off the books, happy with that.

Off topic slightly but fuck me how much does Romano adore Mbappe, Vini Jr and Bellingham- he must literally get his cock out everytime they play