Special Juan

Apparently not, the reason being is Spurs would have to part with 25-30M to match United's valuation of Martial.

A lot of people on Red Cafe saying he's going, and it's not matter of who too, but to us. This make so much sense...They want Willian, we can utilise Martial both out wide and leading the line.

Surely we do a deal with Willian going the other way, surely.

It's wore off on Tibo

The kids are a small excuse, and you can't fault him for that, but half of him is pining for Madrid, perfect love affair. Just sell him, I am quite frankly sick of him.

Ben Gibson is leaving Boro to go to Burnley, also.

'Save this tweet he will get 30 goals' 'Morata is back' 'You will see him fly out of the blocks now' Have people been watching the same pre season as me? The above is the usual bollocks that gets spouted on Twatter since it was announced he is changing his shirt number. OK Alavaro, we all know you have just had twins, we are fucking delighted for you, in fact over the moon. Now, can you actually find it in yourself to man the fuck up, get a grip of yourself and start caring on the pitch and do what your supposed to do...fucking score goals. Morata is better at wishing all his best mates happy birthday on Instagram stories than he is at scoring goals. Fuck sake.

The curse is his mental attitude, not the number.

Wow this is incredible, what a treat.

It's not crazy, it's idiotic.

Had a positive meeting with Willian yesterday and he thinks he will stay.

We have got to start moving now, surely.

Getting Zaha not only strengthens our starting 11 but it also bolsters the squad. Pedro has just signed an extension, CHO is now in the frame, both are superb options off the bench and would give us so much more depth just by bringing in Zaha. We still have an issue with our striker though, I am massively worried about Morata, if we can somehow solve that, even if it means Michy starting I would be delighted. Tibo Azpilicueta Luiz Rudiger Emerson Jorginho Kante Barkley Zaha Batshuayi Hazard That team can go far.

Be delighted if we get him, would rip shit up on the right wing for us and he's miles more productive than Willian.

Seen that earlier, he will probably be a bit quicker now.

Many thanks appreciate it.

I just have a funny feeling we will do things.

I believe we will get 3 players, a striker, a RW and another CM.

I think Barcelona were guilty of snatching Madeleine McCann.

Wonder why he didn't just stick a trophy emoji over his signature like he did with Conte's face.

It reminded of when a kid first starts up playing football, that sort of 'can't figure out which foot is meant to kick type run up'

Michy can't be any worse, not one bit can he be worse than what we are seeing now.

Not for minute saying this would of been ideal but right now, with the cracks massively opening that is Morata we have a problem, a big problem.

There is no way, with the way he is playing and finishing now we can risk starting with him. These last few games should of told Sarri exactly what he needs to know about Morata....He's woeful.

Its time to start this lad, fuck buying anyone else and just start him. How can he be any worse than the Brylcreem baby we have up front at taking chances.