Special Juan

I'm just trying to picture in my mind us going to an away ground next season with Lampard and Morris at the helm, needing a big 3 points and getting it, them both wheeling over to the away fans fist pumping and the away fans going nuts. I'm fucking apprehensive of FL and JM possibly coming in but another part of me says "fuck it" proper Chels.

All hinges on the transfer ban for me. Transfer ban remains it's Lampard and Morris, it gets lifted it's Allegri.

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Get the Wolves manager if we are going that route.

Keep well away from JM.

I think he wants out as opposed to the club wanting rid, and following that there is no mud slinging ala Conte.

Don't want him anywhere near my club, the bloke is a washed up tit.

More chance of me giving up booze.

I could see MP going to Juve in all honesty. He's a class manager, and I don't expect spurs to give him a transfer kitty to suffice his needs in the summer.

Personal insults to other members won't be tolerated, whether you have done it once or 100 times, just don't please.

I'm on a no news channels or sport channels ban for 1 week, twitter either.

I won't be watching a second of that game in Madrid tomorrow night, not a chance.

Please stop telling people to fuck off, not needed.

His agent is obviously coming for a reason, he has 2 years left on his contract so there would be no need for him to even be in the country in all honesty. I highly doubt it's an extension.

He looked like he was about to end it all after the game Watch MrDT's video in the build up to the game and during it....Talk about epic come down

Troopz

Feel for Petr, and I know it was his last game but being sentimental in a final doesn't wash with me. You play your strongest side and Leno is miles better than Cech, and I honestly think Arsenal threw him under the bus. I know he made some good saves, that isn't my point. For me this was too much, his old side, his final match and everything to play for.

I think as the season grew on, and we got ever closer to the EL final they were skeptical of pulling the trigger and I think rightly so. Sarri started to find the right balance, RLC was pulling up trees and CHO was actually starting to get opportunities in the side. I think the Juventus stuff is quite plausible in all honesty and the club, I think, the club will see it as to part company in the perfect way, both amicable and with him getting his first trophy. If Juventus stump up the compo/costs he will go and I don't think the club will stand his way. I honestly think Lampard is coming.

Mr DT is on suicide watch.

I have discussed him, I have debated him and I have said good and bad things about him. Blokes a clown, he's got his trophy that he dedicated to the Napoli fans so he can fuck off for all I care.

That woman is just sat there like Ozil, absolute no fucks given.