Special Juan

He wouldn't of been beaten by the header if his positioning was right, it wasn't. Don't get me started on Luiz, hes terrible.

His position is also awful, he is far too far to his right hand side, which leads to my next point, I don't think he thinks he can beaten by that header based on the flatness of the cross and what Jovic has to do to score.

RLC has really stepped it up this last month, he looked immense last night. Has to be the main selection for midfield next season without doubt. Willian is driving me mad, his lack of care and not just his care but his choices in a game are absolute shite. He has to be sold ASAP.

This is not really about being short though, it's about how he managed to score from 13-14 yards out, have to arch his neck to create power and also head it back over more or less. He should never ever be beaten by that header from that distance.

Still can't get my head around Jovic scoring from that distance, with a low stooping header where he had to generate the power and it still went in. Kepa at fault for me.

We could of killed that game in the second half, we were really good. RLC was immense tonight.

Jovic is 13 yards out and scores with a backwards header past Kepa, fuck me, disgraceful

We have literally shit ourselves in this atmosphere.

Fucking shit can football, players who just kick the ball away and couldn't give a fuck. We cannot take the sting out of this atmosphere because we can't keep the fucking ball. Fucking shite again

I love him me, proper nasty workhorse. That first goal last night...the point and then the quick sharp movement was sublime.

I tell you what is ironic, the Liverpool fans on Twitter having a go at Suarez for goading their players and generally being Suarez...all the things he did when he played for them that they worshiped him for.

They agreed to a kit that matches our football.

They did play well but the scoreline was 3-0, but unfortunately the ball must hit the net. I hope Barca score first at Anfield just to drain the fucking life out of that fucking hideous stadium and fans.

Not expecting anything amazing here, they will probably have the best of the game whilst we aimlessly watch it pass us by. Stray passes, missed chances and more shake of the head moments. Can see us getting beat 1-0 or even 2-0 and doing things the hard way like Chelsea do.

If you watch SSN this morning they will have you believe that Liverpool dominated Barcelona and they were just very 'unlucky' Someone pass me a tissue to wipe these tears of laughter off my face.

Fucking insane footballer, insane man and there are no words to describe this phenomenon they call Messi. That FK was nothing short of out of this world. The greatest of all time.

Barca shirt on and ready.

Iker Casillas has suffered a heart attack, apparently he's out of danger but it's not good apparently.

It's as if he has just appeared on the scene

The best thing about last night wasn't them scum bags getting beat but listening to the BT commentators who were nearly in tears

Get in, great result. All the English pundits nearly crying. Just Barcelona tomorrow now to do a job on the scum of England.

Look in a bad way there JV, looked like he fainted.

If we are using this Chelsea side based on IQ then we are still in nursery.

It's not difficult this, it's very simple football that Ajax are playing.

Fucking incredible football, absolutely out of this world.