Special Juan

Get in there

All done - can confirm fee agreed between @ChelseaFC and @AFCAjax for winger Hakim Ziyech. Frank Lampard will have his first signing completed in next 48 hours.

Sounds like we have got him, just need a top striker now to get on the end of Reece and Ziyech's crosses now.

SKY just saying this is not a matter of if, but when, he will be a Chelsea player in the next few days.

Please stop telling people to piss off.

Will be a great addition this, he is a super player.

Monitor FC

He has now been moved into the senior squad.

This should be 3-3 PSG V Lyon, Dembele just missed a great chance

Mbappe just scored a beautiful goal against Lyon, what a player he is.

Real Madrid being beat 0-3 at home by Sociedad 1-3 now

Wankers, I hate them.

That means Liverpool win, they always get decisions and it always go their way.

He has no middle ground.

Don't mind Jason he drinks Coca Cola in an underground dungeon watching tennis and reading porn mags

City got what they deserved yesterday, another inept performance of the highest order.

Oh look a team that spent money catching up...... Guardiola is a fucking fraud

When he came on yesterday he look as disinterested as a player I have ever seen, strolling around as if he was just too big of a player for that game. Thanks for the service.

Oh I'm happy with the point, I'm not happy with some of the players. Tammy frustrates the fucking life out of me, he's shite with his back to goal, he really doesn't gamble enough based on RJ crosses and he's lazy. Kante has gone backwards and there are far too many players in this team trying to over play and dribble in tight areas. The shifting of the ball is too slow, and CHO please start attacking full backs instead of playing safe all the time please. *Deep sigh*

I can't trust him anymore, I think he's so poor.

Southampton have been brilliant, 3-0 down

2-2 Rudi

Look at this fucking mess here.....still happy we didn't spend lads? Fucking pathetic

And not a short corner to be seen