Special Juan

Frank Lampard, appointed 9pm, sacked 10pm...proper Chels.

Brilliant.

Cocu is the new Derby gaffer according to Dutch media, he is taking with him Chris Van Der Weeden and Twan Scheepers, who announced his retirement this afternoon.

8M Marina is a genius.

What a signing N'Dombele will be for Spurs, he quality him.

Quality on the ball not questionable, gifted player without doubt but a big question mark over goals. Definitely adds something, and it was a backs against the wall decision due to the transfer ban.

More like it's delayed as there isn't a fucking manager in place yet

We need numbers, and whilst I am not his biggest fan, he adds something and with RLC out it's important.

Lot to learn for Wan Bissaka, had a good season, horrendous in the U-21's though. Not worried about Spurs and who they sign, they still finished behind us and won fuck all, it's in their DNA to be shite.

50M for Wan Bissaka

Get in, come home Frank, come home.

A big Chinese pay day coming for Rafa.

Paying that amount for him believe me he won't be used sparingly.

Great news.

Looking sharp as a tack this lad.

MR DT had a fucking meltdown on Twitter about it

Lets hope he uses his knowledge and actually snaps the fuckers in the board room into shape.

He was awful.

Class, mega excited to see this lad.

Yeah I have just seen that on SSN.

If Harry Redknapp is saying what he has said then that's a close to the source as you can get really.

If we brought in the best manager in the world there will be some sort of drama, it follows this club and it always happens.

I will have a bet with you, as much as you want we won't get relegated, fancy it?