Special Juan

A club that has dropped it's guard so much we are hit on the chin repeatedly transfer window after transfer window.

This club that has a major problem, and I mean a major problem with finishing chances, our leading scorer just limped off last game, we are about to sell Giroud and as we know Batshit is crap and we still haven't bought a back up striker.....How on fucking gods earth does this make fucking sense? Lampard has told the club what he wants and we still haven't secured anything that resembles an incoming striker, yet people on here and other fans want people to be fucking calm and wait until the summer? Give me a break for fucks sake, once again, shit planning, not real outlook and scratching around after fighting a ban to at this point have nobody coming in.....Nothing short of shambolic from the club, and anyone who thinks otherwise wants to lock themselves in a dark room and stay there. full expect Lampard to come out tomorrow with more generic bullshit like there is no value in the market and all that bollocks, rather than say the club have sold him short like all the other previous managers because they cannot get the targets because they are penny pinching cunts. I will visit this forum every match day when we fail to break teams down and remind everyone about this window and how we once again failed to bring in even a decent player, someone who is better than Batshit to give us half a hope of securing top 4. What a fucking shit show once again, I am fucking fuming and this is going to be one hell of a bumpy second half of the season.

Club is absolute rotten, they haven't got a clue what they are doing. Frank will be as sick as all the other managers before him. They are an utter joke.

Slimani....just fuck off, fuck right off seriously. Useless fucking cunts they are.

I'm sick to fucking death of them, absolute tossers.

Sounds like Cavani is staying at PSG

Newcastle getting Danny Rose, good coup for them that, still a good player.

Understand Crystal Palace have agreed a fee of £16m plus add ons for Hull forward Jarrod Bowen. More to follow @MailSport Good signing that for Palace.

Come on fella give them a break it's only been 30 days

Di Marzio now saying the deal for Giroud is agreed. #Calciomercato#Lazio , agreement found with #Giroud : now expect the #Chelsea

That won't happen either.

Lazio are pushing to sign Olivier Giroud, terms agreed with the player, only thing missing is the OK from Chelsea. This is looking more likely that Giroud goes and we fetch in nobody

Bristol City are interested in Ethan Ampadu, according to Bristol Live. The Chelsea defensive midfielder has been on loan at RB Leipzig, but has played just twice in the Bundesliga. #BCFC #CFC #RBL

Napoli refused 8 million from Chelsea for Dries Mertens. @TuttoMercatoWeb

We'd still offer less.

Man United are a weird, weird team. Humped by Burnley at home and seem to only play well against the better sides.

Wonder who's today's big link....Adebayor, Hulk, Arnautovic....

It's jobs for the boys with Karveh and the other dumb clown, and add Jim White into the frame and you have got a concoction of the biggest cocks on TV. 90% of their info comes from Di Marzio.

So if you believe reports we are selling Willian and Giroud

Willian is another Frank favourite he won't be going anywhere.

Richarlison is exactly the type to now fling in a transfer request.

All of them, and even if people think they are poor players or United/Spurs are crap, they are making signings to help their cause of top 4. They are taking action, so that if they don't they can say they gave it their best go. You could call Bruno a panic buy, you could call Bergwijn a panic buy, you could also say Cavani would be a panic loan but it's doing as much as you can to achieve the most you can, and then come the summer build around those players to strengthen even more.

We need reinforcements, and if that secures top 4 then right now that's main aim, then I am all for it. The fact this board are a bunch of complete clowns I do not trust them any longer never mind the summer to secure the so called top targets. Oh and you can forget the Sancho's, elite strikers and quality wing backs coming here if we don't get top 4, it will be fill in players again.

#Chelsea have approached BT Sport regarding the availability of Peter Crouch

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