Special Juan

As much as I can when steaming drunk

Unfortunately the term 'benefit to the attacker' has now been completely wiped away with VAR Football and it's landscape has completely change now VAR is here.

I'm more worried about Harry MacGuire than Pepe

Just watch the celebrations when the ref blows the whistle.... Fast forward to 5:24

Really exciting times, everyone is buying into the Lampard way and we are going very nicely. Lampard speaks so well, I love how clear and concise he is when talking about the whole squad and the togetherness and understanding they have.

Going to this game....9;45 pick up and loads of beer on the way.

Lille have made it 1-1

Massive win, huge.

Oh dear

Spurs win easy and the media now think everything is fine...

Too safe, doesn't take enough risks, doesn't dribble into areas that cause opponents problems and right now a heart like a pea.

Arguing in the studio.... Souness "They lack a recognised striker" Neville "We sold Lukaku" Souness "There's the problem" Keane "Go buy Kane problem solved" *silence in the studio* Keane "What you all looking at, go do it"

Not bothered either way, just hope someone gets smashed.

Who said anything about failing? The moment he left that was closure for me, no tears, we move on and we have done. Whether he's a hero at Madrid or a failure I care little either way.

Looking at the two situations of CHO and Hazard, I know which one makes me the happiest..... The best outcome is the one we are seeing.

Real Madrid

Worst combo since Ant and Dec

I'm going to that game, absolute drunken carnage.

Barkley again

Roy Keane when asked where Barkley's best position is "The bench"

Alexis Sanchez is out for 2-3 months apparently, it's like International football with hammers and axes involved.

That's the only positive, but even watching it I have no fire or excitement to what I see in front of me.

Carried off injured.

Taken off injured right now v Wales.

Just shut up or fuck off.