Special Juan

All hinges on Giroud

Man United have upped their offer for Fernandes to 55ME but with that is 25M in add ons

Go all out and get Cavani now, pay them what he wants.

Loads saying it on Twitter

A fan from each team shaking hands with with whoever they draw and clinching their fists in each others face

Spurs have just paid 55M for Lo Celso

Simon Phillips @SiPhillipsSport · 24m Cavani remains Chelsea's priority target, but they need Atletico (who are yet to make a second offer) talks to break down. Piatek keen on Spurs. Chelsea have made no moves for Piatek or Jovic yet, the latter is keen to stay at Madrid, club don't have him available.

They also got duped by Leeds to sign someone

Or Marina waving the white handkerchief

Spanish media are convinced Barcelona are now in pole position to sign Bruno Fernandes from Sporting and will then loan him to Valencia for the rest of the season as part of their deal to sign striker Rodrigo Moreno. Man United will not move on their valuation of the player.

It's absolute madness out there regards rumors, just complete nuts as to what to believe.

It has be something to be a farce, right now it's nothing.

Fuck off.

Marina is currently scratching around in lost property at Cobham

Romano is saying Spurs are in talks with Bergwijn and Piatek, Bergwijn in London now.

Simon Phillips @SiPhillipsSport · 23s Also, RMC report that Tottenham are now in talks with Monaco striker Islam Slimani's entourage.

Simon Phillips via the Independent.

Tottenham don't see the value in paying the desired £30 million for Krzysztof Piatek, resulting in his agent offering him to Chelsea. The Blues may be more amenable to a six-month loan with an option to buy, but Milan are insistent on a full sale. I can see us doing this.

Also sounds like Spurs are in pole position for Piatek too.

Imagine if Tammy is ruled for a few weeks and we bring nobody in and Batshit is starting all the time....this play gonna go nuts maaaann

I get what you're saying and to an extent it is right, but we have just had a ban lifted, already top 4 was going to be a big ask, albeit right now it's looking OK. It's the 27th January, we have 27 days to solve a problem or two, injuries are starting, we have no idea how Tammy is to the full extent and zero back up plan as it stands. Batshuayi cannot be trusted, surely to god and all this pussy footing around IMO will cost us top 4. I'm fully aware the rest of the teams aren't ripping it up right now but solely focused on us we need to be getting something done to say at least we tried to secure 4th/challenge on as many fronts. I'm so fucking annoyed right now.

The board are going to really fuck off Lampard if they don't get what he wants....deja vu again

The final week then eh? Lets see what the heel draggers at CFC do this week

Reports coming in tonight of an shooter in Nimes in France, not good.

Not used these before , safe? what do I do?