Special Juan

Man United are a weird, weird team. Humped by Burnley at home and seem to only play well against the better sides.

Wonder who's today's big link....Adebayor, Hulk, Arnautovic....

It's jobs for the boys with Karveh and the other dumb clown, and add Jim White into the frame and you have got a concoction of the biggest cocks on TV. 90% of their info comes from Di Marzio.

So if you believe reports we are selling Willian and Giroud

Willian is another Frank favourite he won't be going anywhere.

Richarlison is exactly the type to now fling in a transfer request.

All of them, and even if people think they are poor players or United/Spurs are crap, they are making signings to help their cause of top 4. They are taking action, so that if they don't they can say they gave it their best go. You could call Bruno a panic buy, you could call Bergwijn a panic buy, you could also say Cavani would be a panic loan but it's doing as much as you can to achieve the most you can, and then come the summer build around those players to strengthen even more.

We need reinforcements, and if that secures top 4 then right now that's main aim, then I am all for it. The fact this board are a bunch of complete clowns I do not trust them any longer never mind the summer to secure the so called top targets. Oh and you can forget the Sancho's, elite strikers and quality wing backs coming here if we don't get top 4, it will be fill in players again.

#Chelsea have approached BT Sport regarding the availability of Peter Crouch

More twists than Chubby Checker

It's too frequent all this though, we have seen it for a few seasons now, this scratching around and panic buying. Where was the clubs vision based on the transfer ban been lifted? In any business you have a plan, a plan based on things not working out the way you had 'planned' They are letting managers down, which results in their sacking. It's alright saying summer is where the real business is done' but come the summer, and if we miss out on top 4 you can scrap half the names on the sheet you had penciled in, this is all part of the January window and buying reinforcements for the areas you see need it. I've said it before they are putting all their eggs in the Tammy basket and whether it be injury or goals drying up they are sadly mistaken. Season after season we fail to secure the so called targets and end up going for the shit scraps left on the plate. Is there any wonder why we are fucking miles behind City, Liverpool and soon to be Leicester in pushing back up the league?

It really is laughable how it has got to this point on the 29th January after fighting to get a ban over-turned. Clubs ran by fucking arseholes.

#Mertens - #Chelsea : no chance. In January he remains at #Napoli , if you don't renew your eye #Inter to 0

#Chelsea has made an offer of 10M € + bonuses to #Nápoli by Belgian striker Dries Mertens (32).

So wait, is Mertens injured?

All this talk of washed up strikers, this is exciting

Or Giroud.

No, no it doesn't all depend on Reece, but right now his crosses from wide areas offer more than we do from central areas trying to break teams down. Just right now we have nobody to convert them because we are shite at finishing.

Reece James's crosses to 4 foot 1 Mertens.....Ladies and gents...Chelsea

Mertens now

Attacking someones house because of the state of a football club.

What a mess

Frank deserves every opportunity to succeed, it really is that simple but at the same time as being allowed to steer the ship and be allowed to do so, he must be backed, and properly. Watching him talk the other day and state "The club know my thoughts" told me the possible struggle has started, the tug of war with the board and Frank being outnumbered. I could be totally wrong, this is just how I feel, and we are close to a complete nightmare if we miss out on top 4 if we do not bring in adequate players this month, it must happen.

Bruno Fernandes to United is done.

Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews · 2m Inter Milan are considering pulling out of the race to sign Chelsea striker Olivier Giroud this month, according to Sky in Italy