Special Juan

Bruno is needed for penalties though

No, for the laces.

VdB is not better than any of our midfield three if you were selecting them of Kante Kovacic and Havertz. If he was to sign tomorrow, would he walk into a different midfield than the above I posted? So lets say Kovacic, Mount Kante...No, his work rate is not of that of Mount and I wouldn't want Mount's development stagnation for to accommodate DvB

Fucking internationals are an absolute ball ache.

Absolute bullshit.

Really bad from the club if Kepa is not moved, whether it's loan or sale. He is absolutely not the goalkeeper to have at this club going forward, his mentality is shot, his ability as a goalkeeper is rank poor and if we are to stick with him and he continues like he has been we deserve all the flack we get. He is absolute middle of the road, and if we are continuing to move forward with buys like Havertz, Werner and Ziyech and we keep him then I am sorry our improvement will be stagnated. Get fucking rid.

Nah Jorginho goes if anyone, Kante is pivotal for me.

They'd of wanked themselves daft if they had bought Mrs Doubtfire so I wouldn't worry.

It's the negative world we live in. I swear you can go to every single football forum and read about Havertz coming to Chelsea and only here are people negative.

So basically he has signed and he is a Chelsea player.....get in.

Ladies and gents @Pizy is very positive.

I don't think he will sign for United this summer, I think United are skint.

This is just an unreal signing, forget Sancho, forget anyone else you can think of this is a massive signing and statement for this football club. The pull of FL and not forgetting CFC is a massive factor here. Get ready to welcome Kai Havertz to the club next week. Thank the owner, we are some team.

Leverkusen are daft to lose Havertz to us and without a Volland replacement and Schick in.....transfers of this magnitude normally involve a triangle of movement... All boxes ticked and this happens.

Not getting that anytime soon though. Everyone fit I don't want to see him, end of.

1-1 Minamino

Allan is finished, another washed up signing by Carlo. He will get sacked by January.

Van De Beek is really such a mediocre player, I hope United get him.

This, and something not done or even thought about by CHO.

Once again Callum gets a chance to go at players and does fuck all with it. He's such a safe and limited player. He should of taken at least two or three chances to get at people but he just played it far too safe. Does my fucking head in

Not impressed in all honesty. Zero energy and no control at all.

1-1 as I expected would happen, lazy lacklustre display with people not fucking bothered.

This is awful, pre season I know but we cannot even string a few passes together.

We have zero control here, we looked lifeless.