Ainsley Harriott

Touré is a cunt. A pretty beastly cunt though. What a moment of magic!

He just made up for it, big time!

Anyone but them ffs.

Sorry for the late reply but I totally forgot, probably was drunk when I read this lol. He's a very very good short-mid passer. Long passes he's good. But passing isn't his main strenght... Recovering the ball and holding it. He does this exquisitely for a CDM and he ignites the offense very well.

As poor as they've been, I see no excuses. They lost to Dnipro and Norwich last week and this past Thursday needed a bullshit red card to go through. Just put out our big match team, except for Ramires on the wing, and beat team clinically. Not asking for a trouncing, as nice as that would be, just do it like a typical Mourinho team. 2-0 is my prediction.

We've got our aura back. Terrific second half from us but special mention to Hazard and of course Schurrle. Still top, and Arsenal have lost. Their annual meltdown has begun.

Scored the winner for Everton.

Congrats my man. More of those second halfs and less of the first. Still looking for the second.

LOOOOOL THE MUTHAFUCKIN KARMA! Schurrleeeeeee

Hazard wakes up = Chelsea dominating. Shows how much we rely on him.

HE HEARD US! PREACH!

This post is more interesting than the game itself...

Wtf Torres...

I can say that last season he looked well on his way to becoming one. Porto fans said that he wasn't far off Falcao when he played for them, but this season has been different... He wants to get out since the beggining of the season, looks uninterested, misses easy chances and they want him benched for Nabil Ghilas. I deffended his signing during the summer but won't now.

That's perfect. I can fap to this.

FFS the nerve of this guy to claim he's 17 when he looks like Eusébio.

Wat...

C'mon old sport.

Yet you didn't win and we have an advantadge in the home leg. Suck it old sport.

What the fuck Mou? Really?

HELL'S FREEZIN', YO.

I'm sorry, I confused you with someone else then!!

Not sure if sexual talk........ One never knows with you.

Well, now O JOGO is reporting that we have a 15M buyout clause. Not sure if it's true but they were the first ones to report the Atsu transfer. Edit: so is Record, but they also say that the investment fund that owns him wants to keep him at Benfica for one further season.

I'm talking about lube/vaseline/oil references, old sport.