Steve

Lampard with another shot, sorenson almost fumbles into his own net. Lamps is having a cracker . Half Time Chelsea 0 Stoke 0

Come on lads get a goal in the next minute before half time.

Oh yea you should go stay with her you will get to see every game live

Ash has a rocket of a shot somehow saved by sorrenson. We got a corner out of it. Cleared for another corner. Cleared again we are not very good at the whole set peice thing

Delap throw in, caught by cech and now on the counter with ash, passed off the malouda than forced into a corner after a cross deflecting. Anelka headers from the corner unlucky not to score.

Id be moaning too keep it up kez lol

Anelka did really well with a snap shot going bottom left, forced a save.

Ewwww Kenyon fuck off.

Yea sorry mate i wish all you guys got the same service as i do in australia i dont understand why use dont. One of my best mates just moved down from chester and he reckons you guys get a quater of the games that we get. We get every game every week all year round, including fa cup, carling cup and CL.

Are you kidding that was surly a penalty, kalou with a good run and taken down in the box ahhhhhhhhhh

Kalou flicks over the bar from a frank lampard free kick, he should of scored I get the games on my pay tv in australia.

Possession Last 5 Minutes Chelsea 90% Stoke 10%

It took 3 players to shut down there striker but the boys got the job done eventially haha.

Another corner for stoke, Ash on the back post but no one on the front..

Dangerous free kick for us, come on blues get it in!!!

We are looking good going forward we same to have alot more space than usual, lets take advantage boys.

Anelka has shot from 30 yards, it was along the ground and wide. Lampard Gives awesome ball to kalou, kalou takes around the keeper and makes nothing from it.

An Early Delap throw in and an early corner and both times we are are under pressure, lets go Chelsea fix it.

Where underway Ladies and Gentlemen, Come on Chelsea. Lets hope Terry is ok from his injury in warm up, and poor joe cole

I dont not really like the mans personality but on the pitch he is a cracker of a player, his work rate is always at 100%, and he never gives up.

lol niceee joke.

Thanks mate and yea thank fuck hes gone hes a cunt.

Ahh good stuff, franky deserves a standing ovation I think this game will be interesting, hopefully the boys have got some confidence back from there win in the FA cup, the final goal celebration where all the boys hugged each other as a team was something to remember. It brought a smile to my face and lets hope it brings us back to the top of our game that we all know we have

Ramóand Calderóand has sensationally quit as president of Real Madrid after meeting with the club's board on Friday morning. Real Madrid are in chaos after Ramóand Calderóand bowed to pressure and announced that he had resigned as the club's president after reports that he had rigged the recent general assembly came out. Marca revealed that a number of non-members were at the meeting to vote through proposals and the scandal has now claimed the man at the top and others look set to follow. Having denied the allegations earlier in the week, Calderóand was cornered by photographic evidence of the vote rigging and put under pressure to go by his fellow directors. On Thursday evening it was believed that he had told friends and associates that he would resign before reports emerged that he had changed his mind and would hold out to hold elections in the summer. That is said to have infuriated some directors and many were considering resigning themselves at a board meeting on Friday morning unless Calderóand himself told them that he was going. Despite winning back-to-back league titles in his two full seasons at the helm, the 57-year-old's tenure has been plagued by problems including the manner in which he won the presidency. Postal votes were not counted and have not been so and that allied with his failed pre-election promises to sign Kakà and Cesc Fàbregas has angered some supporters. A verbal attack on David Beckham was also not well taken after the England international's decision to join the LA Galaxy and more recently Calderóand has been exposed when a former club secretary revealed several embarrassing stories. Elections at Real Madrid will be planned, but may not take place until after the end of the season with an interim leader, Vicente Boluda, the club's vice president, being installed until then. Calderóand is due to hold a press conference explaining his decision to stand down at 18:00 CET. Goal i tried editing his name because it was spelt wrong but every time i saved it, it still came up Ramóand Calderóand :s