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I would but I'm not a pedant I'm an artist. The pun is mightier than the sword

Well it was most unexpected especially looking at the quality of the other contenders. I almost made the mistake of calling them the opposition. Let my win be a warning to those Mancs who say we are too old. Wrong we are merely maturing like a fine Portuguese wine. For my month as member I have 3 wishes 100% playing record for the month loads of goals for Torres plenty of playing time for our younger players NO INJURIES oh thats 4 wishes already ,,mmight as well add a 5th if the ones above don't happen ,,be patient and K T F many thanks to the deluded souls who voted for me. Genuine commiserations to the other contenders

Artistic Licence conquers grammatical pedantry... the beast is a looser ,,,,,,,,,,,,

Excellent response Alex.I am very impressed by the standard of English demonstrated by our overseas Members . Even our American friends have at least a working knowledge of English. One final point ...If we do need to have an English primer must it be yet another cheap dig at Kalou's expense.

today the press hypocrites are out in force.... full of praise for Lampard,,,after years of fuelling the Gerard v Lampard duel ... they are now defending Frank for all the qualities we have known but everyone ignored. I have more respect for the Spammers who still have their pathetic pathological hatred of him .. or even the deluded scouse scum followers of Stevie God . the press are hyenas looking for a final feast on a body they have bitten at for years ... FRANK LAMPARD CHELSEA GIANT

welcome

listen to the organ grinder not his minkey (pink panther) SAF says Chelsea the big danger thanks to the experience of Lampard CECH Terry Drogba Alex Anelka and Torres

the yanks must be in hiding ....maybe with the women ,,,,

was about to say that ...perhaps we would have signed Messi

SHIT ...hate pointless friendlies ...now injured

makes me look about 95 and feel much older than that............

Dont make the same mistake as Manure supporters do ,,Overhype own players and rubbish rivals ... Welbeck has made progress in the last 18 months similar to that of Danny. Cleverley has potential ,,,we shall see if he progresses. Lukaku has promise ....but lets wait before over praising him ...Similarly with Josh ,,..I know we are pinning so many hopes on him ,,, BUT he is still young and relatively inexperienced

CB is one of our least needed positions to fill

Bulls are Basketball

yes England sent out a team of Arsenal children and truly got their bottoms spanked

Good to see he is playing again after that bad injury. He provided the stabilty to our midfield, Ironically on here he was criticised for slowing our play down. Will get a great welcome at the Bridge though.

perhaps S O Else or A N Other... perhaps Judas

At last the season will kick off properly. International breaks and the transfer window ruin the start of the season.. Finally time to get our asses in gear .. Expect Mata to start and hope Sturridge does as well.

be able to answer at the end of this season or next.

better with Chicago Fire

Dont try that at home children

i played a lot of rugby so will watch ,,The wife is a fanatic tho so I will probably have to watch it all ,,, Southern hemisphere far too strong for North ,,, OZ v ALL Black final

even the "non person" who has moved to France

Its so generous of Manure to tell all their rivals where they are going wrong. We must remember to thank them when we take their advice WHIP THEIR ASSES and take back the PL title

so Fergie needs to wheel out his mouthpiece ,,, must have gummed his mouth shut ..wait when they get even more worried they will drag up all their old gang ,,,Neville. Beckham, Charlton even that lil twat Macari..oh and not forgetting Steve "please can i kiss your ass SAF" Curry