The Mak

I'd rather Heвeн Cубoтић than Ezequiel Marcelo Garay González. Heвeн Cубoтић was beast for Dortmund up until last season. He's also 1 day older than me, which is depressing as fuck.

I'm dying

I would just like to say that I love the new names. I love them so much that the Ivanovic and Matic threads currently just look out of place. If we want to be consistent may I suggest... Branislav Ivanovic's real name is: Бранислав Ивановић Nemanja Matic's real name is: Немања Матић Thank You.

Was hoping he proved me wrong when I labelled him a 'stocking of shite' back in March, but he didn't. Just...

Greaves, Wilkins, Walker, Nevin, Wise, Flo, Zola, Thiago, Robben, Cudicini, Ballack, Mata, de Bruyne, Bertrand, Cech.

No more pride from Martinez. He's sounding more like a guy who is reluctantly bending over and getting ready to take what he is given. Serves him right for being such a moany, whingey cunt

I was crying out for this guy all summer and I'm grinning like cheshire cat since the game because he's even better than I imagined! Fitted right in like a glove!

Balague: "Pedro will need 2 months to settle in" ​

Tibo brilliant at the end here.

WTF was Cahill trying to do there???

Haha, for fuck sake Fabregas. Why even bother closing people down.

He kept Fabregas on so he can control the g... So he can pass the b.... Tack... Nevermind.

Here comes Falcao, say goodbye to being able to hold up the ball.

We're making Callum McManaman look like Messi.

JT should know better though. He should not be giving the ref a decision like that to make. However, if it was Costa who went down like that he would probably get a yellow card himself.

Wow, Pedro. What a threat down the right. Such a difference.

Willian, say hello to the bench when Oscar comes back. Midfield needs more Pogba.

Fucking shit Willian - this is why Pedro is here. And as a person who regularly watches McClean for our national team, I'm telling you now that if he is roasting Ivanovic so much he should be fucking sold.

That was terrible. I've never seen Fabregas give the ball away so many times and so casually in my life. Ivanovic shite as usual.

Matic = IDIOT Tibo = GOD

Why on earth would Pogba want to go to PSG? If he does, I say let him go.

If Pogba to Chelsea was ever going to happen it is now. There's a few reasons why I think that: Pogba has won everything possible with Juventus and I doubt they'll be in a CL final again anytime soon. It makes sense for him to move on. What's another year in Serie A? Another few Italian trophies he has already won in a league that isn't the best to say the least? Not so sure it is great motivation. Barca are not in the running because of the transfer ban. Also there's the possibility of the rumoured backroom presidential politics getting in the way of a deal. Madrid aren't in the running either because of the amount of top quality midfielders they already have. It may also be a quiet window from them considering the vast amount they have spent in the past few windows. Bayern have already bought Vidal and they don't seem to be interested anyway. City are putting all their eggs in the Sterling and De Bruyne basket, so they're definitely out. I don't think they could coax him anyway. United? We're current PL champions, pedigree. We have Mourinho and Hazard, attractive.Our timing is almost perfect. It could be said that we probably could have done it sooner, but perhaps we were waiting for others like City and Bayern to make moves first so we could have a clear path. However, next summer I think it could be a real bidding war for his signature between a lot of heavyweight clubs and I don't think we would win. It's now or never for Pogba to Chelsea I feel...

I am just happy the club are finally showing some real ambition in the transfer market; not settling for second best, sending out a statement and reaching for the stars.

My exact sentiments as soon as we were linked with him... Douglas Costa on the other hand is proving me wrong right now, but I'll see how he fairs in the CL and not just the Bundesliga before passing true judgement.