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Geeez, Mikel with an uggly tackle there...

Our away fans are amazing!

LETS GO CHELSEA!

NOOOOOO, FRANK!

Mikel is bad, but his first touch is class!

Come on!

We need a #10, desperately! Oscar or Mata, I dont care...

I'd be happier if he just logout!

English fourth division is more interesting than this bs!

KTBFFH!

They say Las Vegas is the Disney of adults. But I actually think Disney is the Las Vegas of kids...

Torres show = Apocalipse

Totally agree with the second part. Willian is a great player, but not what we needed (he isnt even a true winger). We could have spent 30mi on a CM to fix our 3 year long pivot problem. We need at least 4 signings, at least. A ST, CM, LB, CB. You agree with that right? Ok. And a legitment case can also be made that we could use a DM (do you trust Mikel and Essien?). So, 4 key players and maybe another one elsewhere. Four OR five players, without even counting the ones we need to return from loan (Courtois, Chalobah, Lukaku, etc). That is easily 60-70mi, if not more. On top of the 300mi we already spent in the last 4-5 years! We have spent 60mi on strikers and none of them turned out to be useful. We spent 130mi on AMs and we still cant find a perfect trio. 23mi on Ramires, but no more investments on definitive replacements for Lampard, Essien, etc. We bought Azi to fix our cronical right back issues, but play him as a LB because Cole is already past his prime and Jose doesnt trust Bertrad. Our only secure defender is a 34yo (no disrespect for the Legend). Even Cech is not playing well! Our good players are either loaned out or not playing half as good as they can. People are not exagerating, trust me! Now, of course another 70mi transfer window (buying the right players) and a great pre-season can make a lot of difference, but that is not even close to what Jose Mourinho is making. We have been playing bellow average and we cant defend nor attack. We look like Tottenham for fucks sake!

3. Virgin Marry has different 'forms' in which she appeared and the one you have it is of Fatima. But that doesnt answer why you have it! 4. Still didnt tell me what food I need to eat to become a super-hero. Is there a Lebanese equivalent of spinach?

What was going on? 1. Why are you with all these winter clothes in the summer? 2. Why do you have a winnie pooh teddy bear? 3. Why is there a Lady of Fatima picture? 4. What Lebanese food made you high?

We are not 2 or 3 clinical signings away from a complete squad. More like 4 or 5!Our last transfer window (which Mourinho was in charge, btw) was completely useless. Not only we didnt fix our long going pivot and striker problems, but we created one (despite being a good problem to have) in the AM department! Sorry, but we have already spent too much to still have to buy 3 top players (another 60-70mi?) in order to be successful (and I dont mean trophies)...

Me!

Our team is not unbalanced? WTF? Having no good enough midfielders nor strikers, but having 6 AMs is considered what now? Also, our defence is already bad enough even with our starters, imagine if JT and/or Dave get injured... Sorry, but our squad is very badly built and that is not from this season!

You have got to love the confidence of the Gaylatasaray fans! I want to see you all crying after Drogba scores an own goal to qualify Chelsea to the next round...

Dude, please delete this photo!

You look like my avatar!

He is good, nothing more than that...

Yes, who is Mikhail Khodorkovsky?

It will actually be a lot funnier to have Turkish fans trash talking than to read the pathetic reactions of some of our own members...

Not if the English players from today are only average (at the most)... One should be signed based on his talent and previous performances, not based on the fact he is English!