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Hahaha, really? My mate (he lived in Melbourne) said it is fucking horrible, yet everybody eats it....

@ and @Steve, do you like Vegemite?

Why?

And loan them for 10 years!

I go at around 2-3pm (when I usually have a free window at uni), so it is pretty empty. But before and after work hours (7-8am and 6-9pm) it is crowded as hell. My plan doesnt cover the pool, but all the rest it does: EDIT: They play pop/hip-hop songs!

Thanks! No, we are a shit country, Nasa would never come here! I told you it was world class and had more than one might need, but I am only doing because I get 50% off for being a University student and I also got an extra 7% off because I did a 12 month plan (instead of the regular 6 month). I am paying the equivalent of 46 euros/month (normal price is around 90). This is the place, Bodytech:

Boa Tarde!

Shut up and go to class!

Alright lads, back from my very first training session! When I got there I was really well introduced. They took me to a room where they did a bunch of basic questions and tests: posture, weight, height, body fat, heart test in a bike, strech and flexibility, etc. I will get all of them tomorrow... They asked what my goal was and I told them what I have already told you guys. Since I told them I will probably go 4-5 times a week, they will build a battery of 4 different training sessions to be repeated each week. Every new month an advisor will have a look at my training so I can tell him/her how I am doing, what I am finding and where I am improving more or less. Also, there is a "computer" where users change the weights they are lifting in each machine. So you just enter your user number and the machine print your training for that specific day (so you dont have to rememeber or lose track of what training you must do in that day). Today I only did the test and 40min of cardio. I will begin with long repeats of moderate difficulty to get used to the thing, so 4 of 12 or something like that. He said it is better and safer than going crazy from the start... My posture is a big problem (he said), so I will have to work on that and he will put me on a specific class they have on mondays that they do exercises that vastly improve it on the long run. My strength will come naturally (according to him), since I am still young and finishing adding muscles to my body. He told me I am in the right time to work on my body, because changes still happen very fast and I am not growing a lot anymore to hurt my development with intense training. I really liked the place, there are so many hot girls and that makes everything easier, lol. I want to look perfect by summer time (november), so I guess I have enough time. Now, all I got to do is have focus and determination. To the hot girls I will se everyday from now on! I am single ladies...

I believe you, I want to...

That is not called blond in Brazil. This would be 'castanho claro'!

Dont...

Can you please say you are not a winger, your stupid coach doesnt know that yet!

This is still his best goal, but at the end of the season CFC must create Eden Hazard Goal of The Season Award!

No, I was one of the most critical members of RDM... Also, it is not credit for fixing your own lunatics tactics and lineups! Btw, I am 18 (almost 19), I am happy not to look gorwn-up.

He is doing the wrong movement. Ask the same dude to put his arms down and force his abdomen...

HAHAHAHAHAHA I must remember that more often....

Everybody can build visible abs....

Rafa deserves credit for screwing up the lineup and correcting it after 2-0?

It is ridiculous to keep youngsters and senior at the same building, AVB knew what he was doing....

The first half was good either. Shit first 15min, but positive overall.... The problem is that we take 1 month to see a great perfomance again. We fight for the most dificult titles, great performances must be common, one every two-three games. And the rest must be at least decent, we cant have a run of 3-4 absolutely disgraceful games and then pull out an Arsenal or a Manure. Yesterday's game puts a smile on my face, specially because so many members were completely rulling us out. However, how certain are we that this will happen quite often until the end of the season? I am really gutted we didnt win, cant let lose in Stamford Bridge. It will be more mebarassin than losing 2-1 or 3-2 at Old Toilet!

Excellent!

I so fucking hate your lack of luck Mata, my heart almost went outside my mouth when I thought you had scored!

Hazard makes my beard proud!

I have told him that already!