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I personally believe they are already here O.o . It's creepy but well it's more logical than the whole Illuminati Shit.

Stingray, "The Philospher".

That was really deep mate , uhm and why do we as human beings, want to do more than simply live? How did that feeling develop?

Here's an innocent question from me , After like so many billions upon billions of years, why are we the only species that shows evidence of intelligence in the unique and unparalled way that we do? Why haven’t other species been able to create stuff outside of their immediate instinct?

Love mate , Love speaks no language.

Evolution mate. There was this guy George , he used to live in the jungle. You'd probaby ask me why, uhm well he was abandoned by his parents. A cute couple of apes adopted him later and took him to their home , it was some 67 kilometre south to the jungle near river nile. George had these cells in his brain , which triggered everytime, when he saw his dad ape making sweet love with his mother. He was really impressed with the screaming. As he grew up , he fancied making out with all the cute chimpasies and the beautiful horses. Then, one beautiful day, a hunter and his beautiful girl makes a visit to his homeland. Innocent little george who was jumping all around the trees, incidentaly falls over that gorgeous girl and apparently this is where the term "love at the first sight" came into existence. That girl was off Paris Hilton sorta character, she "as noted in the sacred books" went to george when it was full moon and presents him a prestigious most divine gift which changed the fate of the world," The Kama Sutra" . Uhm, well we all know what happened next. #totallylegit

@Dumps Really appreciate that mate , I'd start workin on it pretty soon (: @ MetsajCFC Omg mate , you really sounds like an Army Sergeant . I'm really a lazy ass lol but I was like playing football the other day and got tired pretty early . I really need to do something for meself or I'll get wasted pretty soon . And that was really inspirational mate , I think i'd just commit for my own survival haha ^__^. Thank y'all for your help , really appreciate it (: .

I'd start lifting some after the finals , it has to be in routine right ? Thanks for the help mate, I lub you :*

I know that, It's terrible. People are like always make fun of me. But I actually eat a lot, I'm always on the feedmemore mode . It is something to do with my brain I guess lol ?and I'm 18 .

I'm like 6'1 and has only 58 kg weight. Lol . I really want to put some fat on meself. Any suggestions would be really appreciated , thanks and I'm too lazy to lift ^__^

He could be an world class inside forward but that'd leave question mark on Mata's position. They both can't play on the wings.

Well they are proffesionals and are paid to perform. Since, they are loaned out, it doesn't really matter if they watch any of our games. We cannot force them to love us, they'd start feeling the love once they start running wearing the prestigious chelsea shirt.

Oscar as a forward, really ? Well he could defo play the second striker role , but not the main guy. That'd be too much for him. Great article though, completely agree on parts like Mata and Hazard are more like Inside forwards and that's pretty cool yet damaging for our team balance and the striker. If they'd go like this, we'd really need someone like Xabi Alonso, controlling the game from the middle, providing the balls to Mata and Hazard so they don't have to fall deep every time to collect the ball and disrupt the tempo of our play. Mikel is utterly useless. Cahill and Luiz both are painfully inconsistent, we'd need to get a world class defender to marshall our defense.Terry doesn't have the legs anymore. We need to let go off Torres, This whole chelsea move has been a nightmare for him. Schurrle or Jovetic with Lukaku would be a great pairing and might not cost a lot.

Haha, but he's already SEVENTYONE . I don't think he'd be really comfortable with all the travelling and stuff ? I just want him to fuck off seriously, really tired of seeing that cunt traumatizing the lines man, giving unappropiate comments day in and day out and getting away with all his shit with ease.

What 'bout the stand, the statue... ? I personally think he might step down after raising that 20th premier league trophy

He was injured in the major part of the worldcup but he did played his part in the final mate, I mean he was involved in the build up of that Iniesta' goal.

Torres was still part of it and he did scored that winner against Germany in the 2008 Euro ? Not to mention his brace against Ireland in the group match of 2012 Euro and a goal in the final against Italy, doesnt matter if the game was already won , he even got the golden boot Anyway , I've seen Torres with the Spain national team for moons and it just looks odd when he's not playing .

Spain looks totally shit without Torres , what's with all the possession when your defender is going to score the goal eventually? #logic

Happy Birthday to the legendary poster this forum has ever witnessed . You've made this place blessed mate. Lord Satan would be really proud of you (: Viva La Anti Mikel Society .

Totally, he's highly overrated.

What about the players ? I mean Rafa doesn't have any sort of influence over our player's performances in the field , yesh he makes the tactics but if the players are lacking the commitment and dedication , it's not rafa fault or you'd fault him anyway for not motivating them enough LOL?

Torres > Hulk ^__^

What a strike from Balo , omg omg omg omg . Simply stunnin

He's not really coming back . That "better team lost " statement made it pretty clear that even though he's returning to England but sadly to Machester this time .