Dion

I get your point, but usually when I say it and when I said gay previously I meant Spike was unmanly, not that he was stupid or something else bad that people may associate with gays. And sometimes I will say similar things (especially in portuguese) more as a habit of speech than to really offend or having the intention to be homophobic. Much like when I say "oh my God" or "for Christ's sake" and I'm an atheist. I agree it's not the ideal choose of words and they carry cultural prejudices in it, but some habits die hard, also I don't think it is casual homophobia if you didn't have in mind offending that group.

You can envy it all you want - de Sá is portuguese for van der Sar

Gay

1. Didn't understand this point 2. Not every one is like that, but if some are it's because some girls dig into that kind of stuff. 3. It's not an ideal, we like beer, football, women, cars and videogames from birth 4. Homossexual tendencies. 5. Communicating is for girls. I may or may not have joked about some stuff.

Guys are complicated how?

Nah, we are simple minded creatures.

Do you remember when I first complained about a girl in here?

All of them are. Ok, my ex wasn't and I dumped her for some stupid reason, yay.

I don't know. When he was young and played in Brazilian League I thought he was hugely overrated.

He's had some problems in his career. But mostly when he was younger. He had a fight with his coach and it was really bad on his image. But he seems to be a lot better now, if I'm not mistaken he had some professionals to help him cope with his ego problems so it shouldn't be a problem anymore. Real Madrid's bid was better in every aspect, but Neymar wanted Barcelona after Santos got thrashed by them in 2011. Also his dad said they thought Barcelona suited his game style better.

He may or may not be a Robinho 2.0. But Robinho lived in his shadow when he returned to Santos briefly. And Neymar was just 18 or 19, while Robinho had plenty of experience already. Also, Neymar is way better than Robinho was at his age in pretty much every regard.

I honestly expect a lot more from Oscar. I'm hoping he can deliver at least the level he has when playing for out NT next season. Btw, in the Adidas video they translated that he would like to stay in Chelsea for "some years". I'm not a native english speaker but for me "some years" might give the impression he wants to move somewhere in the middle-long term, that he expects an end to his relationship with Chelsea in the future, but what he actually said in portuguese is "a lot of years", which is way more indefinite time.

Bergkamp had one of the best first touches I've ever seen. He would often beat defenders with his first touch alone, he was a beast.

It has to be this guy:

Few things make me angrier than poor internet access when I'm playing some online game. I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown/angry outburst.

Now he said it himself. Barcelona it is.

Maybe you should really part ways completely and cut all contact. Let's be just friends bullshit usually doesn't work unless you two are the main stars of a sitcom and both of you still got contract for a few seasons.

It's not our fault, some girls will say no to keep us chasing them even though they want us as bad as we want them. Hence we never know when no is really "no" or just "chase me a bit so I can evaluate your interest in me". Not that I'm saying I like this kind of situation.

Didn't his dad only say that Neymar chose the team that suits his style best? People are assuming it is Barcelona, but he didn't say that. Globo says this: "Neymar está decidido. Ele ouviu o coração. Até já está contando para os amigos. Ele escolheu o time que combina mais com o estilo dele. Não vou falar agora (que é o Barcelona), porque ele quer anunciar para a torcida do Santos. É para eles que o Neymar deve satisfação. E o anúncio deve ser amanhã (domingo), sim - disse o pai de Neymar." *Neymar has decided. He has listened to his heart. He's even telling his friends already. He chose the club which fits his style. I won't tell it now (I won't even bother to translate this because it is an assumption), because he wants to announce it to Santos fans himself. Neymar owes them an explanation. And he should announce it tomorrow (sunday), yes - said Neymar's father.*

I am not, I hate Robben

Hummels here? No, thank you. We have D. Luiz.

My impressions of the first half: Weidenfeller MOTM until now. Reus close second. Neuer, Subotic and Gündoğan played really well too. Hummels is playing like shit.

I don't know if we need Neymar when we have Hazard. Both of them play in the same position but Hazard's game is a bit more physical and pacey which I find more suited to EPL. So where would Neymar play? At right wing? I don't know how well he would perform there because he likes to cut inside and finish, but he is right footed. As a false nine? Would that really work for him and EPL? Would Mourinho do that? Too many problems for such an expensive buying. Besides, I think he is going to Barcelona after the shocker Santos had in FIFA Club World Cup 2011.

I didn't mean next year, but why not after Confederations Cup?