Dion

If Benitez couldn't, Mourinho won't.

Do you remember when Leif was talking about his penis? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That was weird! I kinda miss Leif here in the pub.

That must be it, a man of his age can only take so many at a time Relax, you didn't destroy anything. I think Tom is tired from both work and your directness to his teasings

Ye. Sting is acting really weird since Barbara came along.

It's even more depressing cause I haven't got a wine bottle with me

If I had been that guy she would have known from day one she had me in the palm of her hands.

Relax, it's totally fine. Every opinion is valuable. I didn't totally understand this: She basically said that you can't have her but there is the slightest possibility that you could which of course meant that you just had to have her. But if it means what I think it means - yeah, my mind totally works like that. The less likely it seems, the more I want it. If everything had been easy I would have easily got tired of her. What else... I'd say she loves attention, yes. There are some things I didn't say and won't say here that strongly supports the attention seeking. I know there's no such a thing as soulmates. I know there's plenty of fish etc. But I really liked her, she's really fun to be around. I'd have liked if she was the one. She's cheerful and very intense. It's a joy to be around her. Bottom line is everyone is different. I'm pretty sure I'll find other amazing girls out there. Maybe I'll even like some of them more, but none will be like her. That's for sure. I've kind of accepted that it's going to end but it's hard to let go. I just wanted to enjoy the little time that I've got left. PS: And I'm a hot guy?! HAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, that made me laugh. Thank you! So are you mr. Adam Sandler!

I don't think it counts as friendzone if the guys is not interest. I have some girl friends which I've never tried anything and have no interest on. Some were even a bit pretty. But if we shared a bed... I don't know what would happen... one thing leads to another even if I'm not that into them.

Wow. I didn't know that was 100% guaranteed. I must add some girl between my friendship with one of the guys someday

Maybe that's true for the first spoiler tag. But after that you knew what it was about Matter of fact is I don't really care that much, otherwise I'd have used PM.

Sure, mate. Bring it on.

Nope. But I wanted you to realize you were actively doing it. Hence why you complained about the spoiler tags, hahaha. It was not like: "Oh, I was browsing through The Pub and it was kinda there for me to read", you actively went after the information

not sure if you meant me I really need a tutorial about English slang. I'm a walking embarrassment Well, thanks for educating me, Tom. Fuck off does mean back off, right? Sometimes English speakers use that work for all endings and meanings it can get confused. I couldn't say if he was interested on me or in Dion... That was good advice. I think I'll do that. Now that she's about to leave everything else seems so irrelevant.

Maybe I should have been more honest and told her that. But you never know when you can show a woman how much you are into her. And in my POV I was already showing her a lot.

Just so to emphasize in your head you are a curious bastard invading my personal affairs

Maybe. She asked me once why I didn't have a girlfriend and I said I didn't want one. Maybe I should have said that I would if she would be my girlfriend

I could prove her wrong objectively. But I don't even know for sure why I'm a guy and not a man. And that piece of shit of her boyfriend is a man?! Pfff, the guy looks like he has down syndrome, no offense.

In all seriousness, the guy-man thing was the most insulting thing I've ever heard from a girl. I would have preferred if she called me gay or said I have a small penis. I acted like I didn't care but oh boy was I pissed.

The only thing I can "cook" is fried eggs and hamburguer. I'm woeful.

Come on, give the belgian perspective

We should have a topic for sentimental advices.

Yeah, but it's not as simple as that. I was just making a summary. One day she told me she didn't like guys very much. And that she thought I was a guy, while her boyfriend was a man. Like... she doesn't make any sense. How can she see her boyfriend in me if he's a MAN and I'm a GUY ffs. Why did she even kiss me if I'm a fucking guy? Unbelievable.

Any insights?