Dion

I was gonna say better safe than dead but I thought it would be a little bit harsh.

Has anyone here played the new blizzard game called Crapstone?

Because there is someone who will get offended by anything you do nowadays.

Still better safe than sorry.

I know a girl whose two previous boyfriends have committed suicide. Creepy. I'm never going out with her. Ever.

Also I wouldn't give credits to luck in this game. That was a forced mistake by Torres. If he wasn't pressing there it probably wouldn't have occurred. Even considering it was luck, you have to consider they were lucky that Torres missed that easy sitter and hit the crossbar afterwards, so they were luckier. Torres deserved that goal. I called it on Skype too, I said he would score the winning goal in the moment City equalized. @Barbara knows

To be honest I thought both of them were very poor. Not that they were very very bad but very below their standards. Defensively they were kinda ok, Oscar a bit better here, as always, while Hazard a bit better offensively. Both poor anyways. What was getting on my nerves was Oscar trying to make plays without raising his head and looking for teammates. ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME. There were at least 2 crosses to nobody, a back heel to a city defender and I think there was something else. Also he killed a counterattack by tripping over the ball.

I'm voting for Torres. Can't believe this day has come. Ramires very close second.

THERE YOU GO, ZORRES!

Yup, but considering how close, high and strong that finish was, it was no way easy.

It was a pretty good finish to be fair.

Unfortunately the cross was bad. Good game so far, we could be 3-0 by now.

I don't know what the hell has been happening to Torres lately but I hope it keeps happening.

@NishC300, happy birthday, mate!

No need to exaggerate, hahaha. Both of them dated other people all these years, it's not like they were waiting all along. Anyways, gotta go to uni.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Well, if I don't allow them to love me then I'm unloved anyways. The reason why I'm unloved is another story. Ps: damn, you know too much. I cannot play victim here anymore

True. As a 23-year-old I can confirm. But I've been waiting to fit in the song since I was 14, so it has its benefits.

I'm a boy, btw ?

So it's pretty much what I said, but you have to read CUR-TUAH in portuguese. I forgot about that.

WAIT A SEC. THE RIGHT WAY TO PRONOUNCE CORTOIS IS "CUR-TOY"?! SERIOUSLY? Isn't it like CUR-TUAH (like the way you say "toi" in french)?

Pretty much this. But I must say the accent is really, really different. Not like british english which is almost like american english but classier. Portuguese people speak with quite different intonation, speed and they've got a few different words for the same things too.

I think he still has a lot of fans. I am still a huge fan of Mata and I'm hoping he can find form and return to the team as soon as possible. It's hard to defend him as a starter with the way he has been playing, though.

It was pretty much your point to me at least. You said they were CL finalists and were the better CB pair in the world. Also, it amuses me that you say Luiz is a liability and makes stupid mistakes yet you say if I watched BVB play I would know how good Subotic and Hummels are, because they have had a lot of terrible performances not long ago.

No, the point is we cannot say Borussia players are better because they were the finalists. Their defence was indeed better in last year's CL, but you can't say they defended better because Hummels or Subotic are better than D. Luiz, their whole defensive system was better. It's just stupid and unfair to say we should buy them because they were CL finalists, that means shit for the comparison between them.

Not only that, but Barça went for Hummels only after they were denied D. Luiz.